A guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.
"What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," said the man. "She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."
The doctor nodded. "But what happened to the other ear?"
"Well, no sooner had I hung up," he said, "than the same guy called again!"

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