Dear Reyer School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that someone thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but she would never let me listen to it. The other day, her radio fell and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful. She was quick to ask if she could listen to mine. I looked at her curiously and said, 'fuck you.'
Sincerely,
Edna Johnston