Subject: To all employees
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers, therefore, a list of new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
Perhaps I can work late.

No fucking way!!
I'm certain that is not feasible.

You've got to be shitting me.
Really?

Tell someone who gives a shit.
Perhaps you should check with...

It's not my fucking problem.
I wasn't involved in the project.

Fuck it, it won't work.
I'm not sure I can implement this.

Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
I'll try to schedule that.

He's got his head up his ass.
He's not familiar with the problem.

Kiss my ass.
So you weren't happy with it?

Fuck it, I'm on salary.
I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.

Shove it up your ass.
I don't think you understand.

This job sucks.
I love a challenge.

Who the hell died and made you boss?
You want me to take care of that?

Blow me.
I see.

Another fucking meeting!
Yes, we really should discuss it.

He's a prick.
He's somewhat insensitive.

She's a ball busting bitch.
She's an aggressive go getter.

You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
I think you could use more training.

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