1.You Were An Accident  

2. Strangers Have the Best Candy  

3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched  

4. Some Kittens Can Fly!  

5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?   

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her   

8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...... Hey! Let's Go Ride Bikes!   

9. All Dogs Go to Hell   

10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking   

11. You Are Different and That's Bad   

12. Dad's New Wife: Timothy   

13. Pop! Goes the Hamster... and Other Great Microwave Games   

14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets   

15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad   

16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist   

17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence   

18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables   

19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy   

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will   

21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead   

22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School   

23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear   

24. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It   

25. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?   

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?   

27. Bi-Curious George   

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry