THE FORM

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Where you hide your house keys (just in case):
What platform are you using?
Windows Mac (ha ha!) Unix 2 cans/Piece of string (WebTV)
Who told you about Anti-Social Land?
A friend Your guidance counselor Your therapist Someone who keeps bugging you Your priest Someone you keep bugging Your oracle
How many monkeys, on how many typewriters, would eventually re-write a Hemingway novel?
35/35 100/100 Infinite/Infinite Who the hell created this form?
What products would you buy if they were advertised in ANTI-SOCIAL LAND?
Tools Stereo equipment Groceries Cars
What products have you returned home with in the last six months, only to drop right on your foot as you came through the door?
Tools Stereo equipment Groceries Cars
What is your favorite part of Anti-Social Land?
EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD MAGIC TRICKS YOU CAN DO THE SCIENCE FICTION SECTION THE CAT GAME The part where AOL cuts me off How the hell should I know, this form is right at the damn beginning! Other:
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