BIG RED

Ginger genes originated from the earliest white people. They are descendants of Neanderthals, the originators of ginger genes. They later became the Cro-Magnons, then later the White race. Freckles emerge when you mix fair skin with dark skin. Some Mulattos have a crap-load of freckles.

My ex-girlfriend's a redhead. I'm a brunet, but she said that the undertone of my hair color is red, and that it came from my dad, who she said has brown hair mixed with red. That may explain why every time I bleach my hair, it turns out reddish. And my beard has red highlights in it. Also, my skin color is fair with a bit of yellow. So therefore, I can easily burn and easily tan. That, and I have a bunch of freckles on my shoulders.

Here's a list of famous redheads:

Historical Figures:
Alexander the Great
Napoleon Bonaparte
Cleopatra
Emperor Charlemagne
Sir Winston Churchill
Christopher Columbus
Oliver Cromwell
General Custer
Emily Dickinson
Judas Iscariot (?)
Ghengis Khan (?)
Lenin
Malcolm X
Emperor Nero
Florence Nightingale
Margaret Sanger
Queen Victoria
William the Conqueror
Celebrites:
Woody Allen
Tori Amos
Gillian Anderson
Lucille Ball
Kirsten Dunst
Isla Fisher
Katharine Hepburn
Ron Howard
Nicole Kidman
Cyndi Lauper
Mark McGwire
Bette Midler
Marilyn Monroe
Julianne Moore
Willie Nelson
Chuck Norris
Conan O'Brien
Molly Ringwald
Cartoon Characters:
Little Orphan Annie
Archie
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Beaker (Muppets)
Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo)
Kyle Broflovski (South Park)
Clifford
Elmo (Sesame Street)
Maude Flanders (The Simpsons)
Wilma Flintstone
Pippi Longstocking
Hagar the Horrible
Alfred E. Neuman (MAD)
Phoenix (X-Men)
Kim Possible
Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Rurouni Kenshin
Stressed Eric
Tin Tin
Groundskeeper Willie (The Simpsons)
Yosemite Sam

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