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Caroline's Vicious Humor Page
Or, The Top Ten LJS Discussion List Cliches *Smirk* Hello. You may know me as Caroline Forbes from the Night World mailing list. Or you may not. Whatever, I don't really care. What I do care about is that your attention is riveted on ME, and NOT on Elena. Anyway, in the past, I was on quite a few LJS mailing lists. During my time in these clubs, I noticed several things which were mentioned over and over and over and over and over again. I'm here to put a stop to that, right now. Now please, I am the biggest bitch in Fell's Church, in fact, my little friend Bonnie calls me the Queen of the Bitches. I like the sound of that. Regardless, I want to say that this list is not intended to insult anyone, anyone's opinions, or anyone's club. If you get offended, you need to go down to the store and get yourself a sense of humor. Okay? I thought you'd see it my way. Moving on. Here are the top ten (or 5 or 30, whatever, it just sounds better when you say "ten") LJS list/club cliches. |
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1. Elena was a spoiled stuck up snobby rich girl and I hated her. I also hated that whiny ass Stefan. Damon was SOOOO cool, and Elena should've picked him. (Ok, Caroline agrees with hating Elena, but if Damon's so great, why should he be with her and not ME?) 2. Tom was an ass. Jenny was an idiot. I loved Julian, he was so fine. Jenny should've gone with Julian. (Ok, again, Caroline is having a problem with this logic. Don't Jenny and Tom 3. Jules is so cool, I just can't stand it. Leonardo DiCaprio would be perfect to play/could never play him if TFG ever got made into a movie. 4. When is Strange Fate coming out?! 5. Why is the wild power fire blue? 6. You guys don't *really* think you're witches, do you?/Can I have a soulmate attraction spell? 7. Why aren't ALL 'shifters represented by foxgloves??? 8. Cassie should've gone with Nick/Nick and Diana got it on after the series ended, I just know it. 9. Blond girl with oddly colored eyes gets trapped in icy water and has a near death experience. (Ok, so this is LJ's own cliche and not one from a list. But this is MY page, so I can say whatever I want on it. So there.) 10. I think Maya is the witch who's not a witch. 11. Don't you think Spike would make a great Julian?! 12. I just got my club name approved. It's Parsnip Butterbottom. 13. Ok, so I don't have a thirteenth pet peeve. Sue me. :-) 14. I'm stealing spoiler spaces! (Caroline highly approves of stealing ridiculous things like spoiler spaces. If anyone wants any advice on stealing more important things, like...oh, I don't know...actually, I can't tell you because I don't have any spoiler spaces to steal. Ha ha.) 15. What part of "No Chain Letters" don't you people understand?! 16. Like, oh my god, I just cannot believe how lame Dark Angel was! It just really sucked. (Um...actually, The Caroline really enjoyed that book, and would like to know more specific reasons why it "sucked." You want lame? Try Black Dawn.) |
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Caroline's Bitchy To Do List 1. Steal your best friend since kindergarten's diary. 2. Steal her boyfriend. 3. Steal her homecoming tiara out of your new boyfriend's car, since she left it behind. 4. Don't forget to also snoop through her handbag, also left in new boyfriend's car. 5. Spread malicious, vicious, mean spirited rumors about your friends. Back © 1998-2001 elenagilbert@hotmail.com |