Grabbing a torch, you realize for the first time how dimly lit the castle is. You walk out of the throne room into a hallway. You reach the stairs that lead downward. It is pitch black and you hear the screams of tortured souls. Your step falters and you tumble down the stairs. Looking up you become terrified as you see


"Welcome to my former master Lord Nothing's dungeon/torture chamber, now belonging to my Lady Sasha. Beware for you could lose your soul here. Continue at your own risk."


A few things that I like to see
Dead eyes staring back at me
A twisted face half numb with pain
Kurt Cobain and his brains
That poor slob who didn't
See the train
Fear so pure that your bowels release
And that last frantic attempt to flee

Some Disassembly Required

A few things that I like alot
Wounds so large
That the blood won't clot
Human ashes in an urn
Barbecue pits where corpses burn
Organ artwork on the walls
A man ingesting his own balls
And executions on the spot

A few things that'd be good for shows
Lobotomy done through the nose
When your dad shot your mom dead
Then he f**ked her in the hole
Through her head

---SOME DISASSEMBLY REQUIRED BY SKURJ


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