Late one night after I had eaten to much peanut butter... I was going to settle down in my bed and read a few chapters of one of Robert Jordan's books when I saw a green light appear in the middle of my room. At first I thought it was just there because I had stared at my light to long without realizing it, but unfortunatly these hopes were soon dashed and thrown into a bin labled DUMB IDEAS. In the middle of the light suddenly appeared a great multitude of dill pickles who said that they were actually divine beings but were forced to take the form of altered vegtables to be able to come to this world. This of course was because they were cursed by some other divine beings who were very mean and bad (I had to do some censoring there because I don't even know how to spell all the words they called the bad guys). Anyway the pickles had come to tell me to warn the people of this underdeveloped world to prepare for their premature endings. In other words: THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!!! thank you.