#9 Only you and Joe know me as Methos the Immortal. To the rest of the world I am still Adam Pierson, the mild mannered Watcher. ("Final Part 1", Season 3)
#8 First you dump her, then you turn your back on her. Talk about the blind leading the visually challenged. ("Chivalry", Season 4)
#7 So I'm a little weak on pop culture. Well, who the hell is Chubby Checker in the grand scheme of things anyway? I mean I know how tall Nero was, Ceaser's favorite food, I know Helen of Troy didn't have that great a face and it only launched a hundred ships not a thousand, and....("Comes a Horseman", Season 5)
#6 If you die Amanda will be free to date. ("Finale Part 2", Season 3)
#5 Cute. I can do cute. ("Timeless", Season 4)
#4 Really Joe. People running around, living forever, chopping eachother's heads off. The newspapers will file it up there with Elvis and UFO's. ("Finale Part 1", Season 3)
#3 Well, when you're holed up in a wine cellar you've got to take what you can get. How about the '27 Latour? I hear it's a wonderful year for brushing teeth. ("One Minute to Midnite", Season 5)
#2 It's because you think I'm English. It's my accent. Now, I don't have to be English, I can be....Russian. ("Timeless", Season 4)
#1 Because...the alternative is unthinkable. ("Timeless", Season 4)