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Note: This story makes direct references of several episodes of Sliders, 
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and the Honey, 
We Shrunk Ourselves Movie.

This is my first attempt at story writing, so please E-mail me with 
what you think at LtCOdenTOL@aol.com.

Chronological Note: This story takes place in between "The Exodus" 
and "Sole Survivors" and between "For the Uniform" and 
"In Purgatory's Shadow.", during the events in "Future's End." and 
right after the events seen in the movie "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves."


                        The Wormhole is Multiplying!
                        Part 1: As The Wormholes turn.

By Gregory Christ

(The scene is Los Angles, California. The time is Monday, 2:43 P.M.)

WADE: How much time Quinn?

(Quinn pulls out timer and looks at the display.)

QUINN: 45 seconds.

REMBRANDT: Shew! At this point, I wouldn't even mind if we land on world
        with bad tasting food.
QUINN: Yes, well let's just be glad that we will slide off this world 
        before the bomb reaches here.
MAGGIE: I am tracking the colonel's wormhole trail.
WADE: Good! With any luck we'll be able to find that no good sleeze ball 
        and get even with him for killing your husband and the Professor.

(As they speak, a nuclear bomb is being dropped at 30000 feet by a 
Soviet aircraft.)

REMBRANDT: Aw man!! The bomb is heading straight for us.
QUINN: 5 seconds!!

(Quinn presses a button on the timer and a blue wormhole appears in front 
of them. The bomb is still falling.)

QUINN: SLIDE!!!!! SLIDE!!!!!!

(Wade jumps into the wormhole, followed by Rembrandt, then Maggie,
and finally Quinn. The nuclear bomb explodes just before the wormhole
closes.)

(The scene changes to the Ops center at Space Station Deep Space 9.)

DAX: Hmmm.... These are some strange readings.
WORF: What is it Dax?
DAX: I'm picking up some strange readings in Quark's.
ODO: Quark's? I wonder what that little troublmaker is up to now.
DAX: I don't think Quark is causing it. It seems to be an artifically
        created disruption in the time-space continium.
SISKO: Created? By who?
DAX: I don't know.

(Scene Changes to Quark's Bar. It is the off hour and the bar is empty 
except for Quark, Chief O'Brien, Dr. Bashir, and Morn.)

CHIEF O'BRIEIN: I'm telling you, I did not make up the rules of the last 
        dart game to allow me to win!
BASHIR: Did too!
CHIEF: Did not!
BASHIR: Did too!

(A wormhole opens up in the middle of the bar. Only Quark notices it.)

QUARK: Uh.. Guys.
CHIEF: Did not!
BASHIR: Did too!
QUARK: Guys!
CHIEF: Did not!
BASHIR: Did too!
QUARK: GUYS!!!!
CHIEF and BASHIR: WHAT????
QUARK: A blue wormhole has just opened up in the middle of my bar.
CHIEF and BASHIR: HUH?

(They turn around and see the wormhole just as two men and two women are
hurtled out of it.)

MAGGIE: Well, I think the first thing we should do is obtain this world's 
        possible hazards.
QUINN: I don't think we need to do that. Every world doesn't have danger.

(Odo, Worf, Sisko, Dax, and 2 security guards come bursting into the bar 
with Phaser Riffles.)

ODO: All right! No one move!
QUINN: However, I could be wrong!

SISKO: I am Captain Benjamin Sisko of the Bajoran Space Station Deep 
        Space Nine. Who might you be?
WADE: Wade Kathleen Wells.
REMBRANDT: Rembrandt "The Cryin' Man" Brown.
MAGGIE: Maggie Beckett
QUINN: Quinn Mallory and who might you be?
CHIEF: Chief Miles O'Brien.
BASHIR: Dr. Julian Bashir.
WORF: Lieutantant Commander Worf, Son of Mogh.
DAX: Lieutenat Jadzia Dax.
ODO: Chief of Security Odo.
SECURITY GUARD 1: Security Guard 1
SECURITY GUARD 2: Security Guard 2
QUARK: Quark
MORN: (says something no one can understand.)
WADE: Wait a minute! Bajoran Space Station? Where are we?
SISKO: You're aboard the Federation-Bajoran Space Station near the Bajor
        System right next to the only stable wormhole known to exist.
REMBRANDT: Wait? Where's Earth?
DAX: Earth is hundreds of light-years away from the station.
SLIDERS: WHAT!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
QUINN: What year is it?
SISKO: The year is 2373.
QUINN: Oh no! The nuclear bomb must have caused a wierd reaction to the 
        timer and caused us to end up 400 years in the future and hundreds 
        of light-years away from Earth.
QUARK: Say what?
QUINN: Excuse me, let me explain. We come from 1997 Earth. We are travelers 
        from a parallel dimension. Wade, and I set out to explore a parallel 
        universe for 5 hours with Professor Arturo. Rembrandt and his mint 
        condition Cadallic accidently got sucked through the wormhole and 
        smashed into an iceburg. We accessed the wormhole early, messing up 
        the timer's guidance system and stranding us and forced us to slide 
        randomally through the multiverse for the last 2 and a half years. 
        A few slides ago, we visited a world where the United States and 
        Russia were at war. We were captured by Colonel Rickman and Maggie's 
        husband forced them to help them with their sliding technology. In 
        return they gave us the ability to store cooridanates and track 
        wormholes. We then learned that Earth was about to be destroyed by 
        deadly pulsars. We then developed a power chip that allowed us to 
        take 150 people to an alternate Earth. Then we learned that Colonel 
        Rickman was an evil murder and then he killed Maggie's husband and 
        our Professor Arturo. Ever since we've been tracking his wormholes 
        trying to get even with him and stop him from killing other
        people. The last Earth we landed on was an Earth where a nuclear 
        bomb was being dropped and managed to escape through the wormhole 
        seconds before it went off. I'm afraid the wormhole was affected 
        by the explosion and for some reason we landed here.
DAX: Interesting.
SISKO: OK. You four will work with our science officer Dax to figure out
        how to get home. I have to go prepare for the upcoming war with the
        Domiminion that's coming next week.
ALL: WHAT???
WORF: How do you know there's going to be a war with the Dominion next week?
SISKO: I remember it from when I was having those visions of the future 
        which almost killed me.
ODO: Right, the ones that were caused by Quark's malfunctioning holo-suite.
QUARK: Hey don't blame me for that, my handy-man brother quit and joined
        Chief O'Brien's repair team. He wouldn't let him repair my holo-
        suites and he is the only one who knows how to repair them!

(Rom comes running into the bar.)

ROM: Did someone say the holo-suites were mal-functioning?
CHIEF: No, now get back to work on the Defiant. There's going to be a war 
        with the Dominion next week.
ROM: Aye, Sir.

(Rom runs out of the bar.)

(The scene changes to Docking Pad 4.)

KIRA: Shakaar, do you have to leave so soon?
SHAKAAR: Yes, I'm afraid I have to. Being the leader of a planet is 
        tiresome, especially with a war with the Dominion coming. I'll 
        try to be back as soon as possible.
KIRA: Ok. Bye.

(Shakaar gives Kira a good-bye kiss and then leaves the station on his ship.)

KIRA: Well, I guess I should see what is going on in Ops.

(Suddenly, a red wormhole opens in front of her and a woman falls out of it.)

WOMAN: No, this isn't possible. According to my tracker I'm 400 years in 
        the future on a Space Station hundreds of light-years away from 
        Earth!

(The woman knocks out Major Kira. The scene changes to the Bridge.)

NOG: Nog to Commander Dax, I'm picking up antoher wormhole in the vicinity 
        of Docking Pad 4.
DAX: Hold on, we're coming up to Ops.
SISKO: Security Guards 1 and 2 go to Docking Pad 4.
SECURITY GUARDS 1 and 2: Aye, Sir.

(Security Guards 1 and 2 head for Docking Pad 4.)

SECURITY GUARD 1: Hey, who are you and what have you done with Major Kira?
WOMAN: I'm Logan St. Claire and I am going to kill you.

(Logan fires a weapon and Security Guards 1 and 2 are instantly vaporized. 
This causes a station wide alarm to go off. Logan leaves Major Kira, who 
has regained consciencous, and starts running.)

(The scene changes to the Kromagg Home Earth.)

Kromagg Leader: Oh no! This is terrible! Our tracking device has shown that 
        Quinn Mallory and his friends have been thrown into the future and 
        travelled to a universe in which the humans have developed a vast 
        interstellar empire with great technology. We must go to them, 
        destroy the Sliders before they can tell them about Sliding and 
        then invade that Earth in the present so they can be no threat to 
        us.

(Back on DS9 the entire group has reconvined in Ops)

ODO: I just found Major Kira. She was slightly injured, unfortunatly 
        Security Guards 1 and 2 were killed.
SISKO: That's too bad. Well at least none of the seenior staff were killed. 
        We don't want that. Major Kira, why don't you tell us what happened.
KIRA: Yes, well a red wormhole appeared and a woman named Logan St. Claire 
        came out of it.
QUINN, WADE, and REMBRANDT: LOGAN ST. CLAIRE!!!
SISKO: You know her?
QUINN: Yes, she is my female counterpart from another dimension, she is our 
        arch-rival.
SISKO: Well this is disastorous and confusing.
GARAK: I agree.
SISKO: And speaking of confusing, I sentenced you to a six month sentence 
        in jail after you betrayed the Federation and attempted to start a 
        war, after I sent my girlfriend to jail for six
        months for aiding the Maquis, How come you got out before her?
GARAK: I don't know, I guess the writers did not want to maintain a sense of 
        continuity or just forgot about those two facts.
SISKO: Yes well... Wait a minute, what are you doing in Ops?
GARAK: The sliders said they wanted new clothes. They've been wearing those 
        for the last 10 worlds.
SISKO: Oh. You may continue.
BASHIR: Speaking of confusing, how come you sentenced your girlfriend to
        prision and she is still going out with you?
QUINN: This is pointless. This is only a short story and we have completly 
        gotten off track.
SISKO: You're right. To aid us, we have called in Lt. Commander Data and
        Ambassoder Spock.

(Lt. Commander Data and Ambassoder Spock Walks into Ops.)

O'BRIEN: Well, what do we do now?

(Pannels all over the room start exploding. They stop and then their is
silence.)

WORF: Well, I guess that answers your question.
O'BRIEN: Yes, I guess it does.
NOG: I am picking up multiple wormholes forming around the station.
DAX: More Wormholes!!
BASHIR: This is getting annoying. We're only supposed to have one wormhole 
        around here.
QUARK: I disagree. This is very good for business. Quinn how about giving 
        me that timer of yours. I'm sure I can make a hefty profit.
ODO: Quark!
WORF: Sir, the ships are hailing us.
KIRA: Put it on screen.

(Kromaggs appear on screen. Mary then steps in.)

MARY: We come from your past. You are holding the Sliders which makes you 
        a threat to the Kromagg dynsaty. We will destroy your station then 
        travel into your past to destroy your entire Earth's past.
MAGGIE: Alright, now who is this Logan St. Claire person and what is the
        Kromagg dynsaty?
QUINN: Logan St. Claire is like the evil leaper from Quantum Leap and the 
        Kromaggs are a group of ape-like creatures who can control sliding 
        and want to take over the multi-verse by killing all humans.
MAGGIE: Shouldn't you have told me that before we started sliding together?
SPOCK: That would have been logical.
REMBRANDT: Well we're sorry, we were too upset with Arturo's death.
DATA: With my emotion chip working now, I can understand that strong 
        emotions of lossing a loved one can override common sense.
SPOCK: Yes, well I have also observ...
MARY: SILENCE!!! We will now destroy you. Kromagg ships out.
O'BRIEN: Somehow, I have managed to restore shields and weapons to full
        power.
SISKO: Good. Power phasers. Load photon torpedos. Target all ships.
WORF: Locked on to all ships.
SISKO: Good. Fire at will.

(Kromagg ships start exploding.)

(on the Kromagg Lead Ship.)

KROMAGG COMMANDER: No, they are destroying our ships! All ships activate 
        our time field. We will destroy the humans in thier past!!

(Kromagg ships start to enter Wormholes.)

(Back on DS9)

SISKO: Yes! They are retreating.
DATA: I would not celebrate yet, sir.
WORF: Why not?
DAX: The wormholes, they are leading back to Earth's past, where they can 
        destroy the Federation!
SISKO: No! To the Defiant! We must stop them before its' too late!

Will the Kromaggs destroy Earth's past?

TO BE CONTINUED...

                        The Wormhole is Multiplying!
                        Part 2: The Khan of the Century.

By Gregory Christ

Last time: The Sliders timer has screwed up causing them to land on DS9. 
Everything was going fine until Logan St. Claire andthe Kromaggs showed up. 
Now the Kromaggs are preparing to destroy Earth's past, thereby destroying 
the Federation. 

(The scene is the Defiant. Everyone is on-board it.)

DAX: The wormholes are starting to close.
SISKO: Quickly we must follow them through.

(The Defiant makes it through the last wormhole just as it collapses.)

(In the Medlab, Dr. Bashir is all alone.)

BASHIR: YES!!! We have travelled back in time. Now all I have to do is
        contact the Dominion and tell them about thw wormhole! Now, how to 
        contact them without raising suspession of a Changeling aboard?

(Back on the Bridge.)

SISKO: What do we know about this time period?
SPOCK: It is the middle of the Eugenics Wars. About 1 year before the
        greatest tyrant in Earth's histrory is overthrown.
DAX: You don't mean Khan Noonien Singh?
SPOCK: That is correct. I have encountered on two occasions. The first 
        time..
WORF: Excuse me but the Kromaggs are firing on Europe.
QUINN: Dax, quickly can you retune your deflector array to shoot a beam on
        the excact same frequency of the timer at a strength of 54 terra-
        hyrtze?
DAX: Yes, but why?
QUINN: The timer shorts circuits Kromagg warships. If we send a beam at 
        that strength, the Kromaggs wouldn't be able to slide to this 
        dimension for another 400 years and they won't be able to get 
        anywhere near Earth when they do.
DAX: Yes but what's to stop them from travelling them back in time to 
        before we did this?
QUINN: The timer will short circuit thier ability to get a stable matrix on
        this dimension until the 24th century.
SISKO: Ok. Do it. How long will it take to set up?
DAX: About 30 minutes.
ODO: But what about the ships firing down there?
NOG: The ships firing on Europe have just crashed. They have been disabled
        and are being captured by Khan's soldiers.
SISKO: NO!!!! Everyone to transporter room 2.

(Back in Sickbay, the Bashir-Changeling has gotten the sub-space link 
working with the help of a new ally.)

BASHIR: Colonel, hurry up with those connections.
RICKMAN: Yes, as soon as we wire you communications to bounce off the MCI
        tower the Changelings will discover the wormhole and take over the 
        Alpha Quadrent!
BASHIR: Yes and to think, it will only cost a dime a minute!!
RICKMAN: Now tell me more abut this evil tyrant named Khan Noonien Singh.

(Meanwhile on the Surface)

KHAN: Yes with these new ships and our new evil technology we'll finally be
        able to take over the Americans.
SOLDIER1: Yes but why would aliens have these purple dinosaurs in it?
KHAN: Who cares with them we will be able to make 5 year-olds do whatever
        we tell them!

(Maggie, Sisko, Wade, Rembrandt, and Chief O'brien beam into their command
center.)

MAGGIE: Not so fast. (She starts to shoot the Kromagg ship with phaser
        rifles. It then vaporizes and then starts to attack Khan.)
KHAN: Well, sieze them. (Khan and Maggie transports back to the Defiant.)

(On the Bridge.)

QUINN: Yes we protected this dimension against the Kromaggs!
WORF: I am detecting an unauthorized transport to sickbay. I am also
        detecting an unauthorized transmission heading for the Gamma 
        Quadrent.
KIRA: Don't worry it will not be able to get through the wormhole, the
        communications relay won't be in operation for another 400 years.
DAX: It's not going through the wormhole! They sent it there by direct com
        via MCI satellite.
KIRA: NO! The transmission will reach the Dominion in 20 years and they 
        will discover the wormhole and conquer the entire quadrent. 
        Security to sickbay!

(Meanwhile in Sickbay.)

KHAN: Yes, we will conquer the entire galaxy.
BASHIR: Yes, now we must go back to the future.
RICKMAN: Yes and I know just how to do it!

(Rickman pulls out his timer.)

RICKMAN: This will be able to track the wormholes the Kromaggs were going
        through to get us back to the future but we must activate it now or 
        else we'll be stuck here for ever.

(Back on the Bridge.)

WORF: The away team has beamed back aboard.
SISKO: What's going on?
WORF: Sickbay has taken control of the ship and sent a communication to the
        Dominion informing them about the wormhole.
REMBRANDT: Oh, man!!
WADE: What does that mean?
DAX: It means in about 20 years the Dominion will take control of this
        dimension.
SISKO: We must stop it!

(Suddenly a group of 5 years beam onto the bridge in a trance.)

KIDS: You love evil, we love evil, we'll destroy these nice people.

(Worf pulls out his phaser.)

SISKO: No, we musn't harm these children.
WADE: Who is doing this?
REMBRANDT: You got me but we really screwed up things this time!
QUINN: Yes, well I feel awful. This dimesion is going to be taken over by
        ruthless conquerors because of my technology.

(Meanwhile in Sickbay...)

MAGGIE: You'll never get away with this, Rickman!
RICKMAN: I disagree, my 5 year olds have taken over the entire ship and 
        soon we'll return to the future where I will be cured of my need 
        for brain tissue.
KHAN: And I'll control Earth!
BASHIR: Well, let's hook your timer up to the warp drive and get out of here.

(The three of them beam to the engine room and tie up Chief O'Brien, 
leaving Maggie alone.)

BASHIR: Prepare to activate the timer.
RICKMAN: Activating timer.
O'BRIEN: No, Julian what are you doing!!
BASHIR: I am not Dr. Bashir. (Bashir reverts into a liquid state and then
        resumes the shape of Bashir.)
O'BRIEN: You're a changeling??
BASHIR: Bingo.

(The timer activates and they return to DS9.)

BASHIR: Yes, hail them.
JEM'HEDAR-BORG: Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated.
BASHIR: No, where are the Dominion troops?
BORG: We have assimilated the Dominion.
BASHIR: NO!! That's impossible.
CHANGELING-BORG: It is not impossible. We intercepted a transmission 384
        years ago and assimilated the Changeling homeworld and took control 
        of the wormhole.

(BORG turns into the image of Logan St. Claire.)

LOGAN: No! My holographic generator short-circuited.
JEM'HEDAR: You are a traitor of the Dominion. You will be shot.
BASHIR: No, don't shoot her yet. We may be able to use her.
CHANGELING: You have returned. The time-traveler who have informed us about
        the wormhole.
BASHIR: Yes. These two helped me. This one's name is Khan. He shall be the
        new ruler of Earth. This one will give us technology to travel
        between dimensions in exchange for us curing his illness.
CHANGELING: Very well.
BASHIR: There is also another one of our kind aboard. One of the 100 scouts
        we sent out as infants. He has been corrupted by the solids and 
        killed one of our own in an alternate time stream. We made him a 
        solid but he found another scout who made him a changeling again. 
        What should be done with him?
CHANGELING: We will have to confer on this.

(Meanwhile on the Bridge)

MAGGIE: I have managed to escape from the bad guys.
FIVE-YEAR OLDS: We are evil, you are evil. We will destroy these nice people.
MAGGIE: Take this. (Maggie stuns the children.)
WORF: Thank you.
MAGGIE: Listen, we have to talk. Bashir said he is something called a
        changeling and Colonel Rickman is here and there's also a Khan 
        Noonien Singh on-board.
ALL: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
QUINN: Ok. But what can we do? We lost the ability to travel into the past 
        by use of our wormholes.
WADE: Well, we can't just leave them. We destroyed thier whole universe.
REMBRANDT: I know, but what can we do? We can't go back in time.
SPOCK: Yes, we can. We can use a form of time travel called time warp. I
        will prepare the calculations.
SISKO: Yes but first we have to regain control of the ship.
DATA: I have an idea. If we flood the engineering comportmant with the 
        odor of bad cheese, the humans will evacuate. We can then use a 
        holographic image of Barney to gain control of the five-year olds.
GEORDI LA FORGE: Data, that's brilliant!!
DATA: Geordi, what are you doing here? You're not even in this parody.
GARAK: I don't care. I like him. Oh, by the way, here is the 200 new 
        outfits Wade ordered.  That will be 20,000 bars of gold-pressed 
        latinum. Oh, by the way, thank you for letting me put
        a promenade on the Defiant.
DATA: Your Welcome.
SISKO: You allowed Garak to open a Promenade on the Defiant?
DATA: Yes, I have found that many people want to relax after a
        life-threatening mission.
LEETA: Rom, come on. You were supposed to be at Quark's a half-hour ago to 
        install the new holo-suites.
ROM: Coming.
WORF: Data, we will have to talk about adjusting your emotion chip if we 
        ever restore the time line.
DATA: Yes, sir.
SISKO: Odo, you Worf, Kira, and every security guard on the ship go to
        the engine room and regain control of the ship. Spock, prepare 
        your calculations for time warp. Data and Dax prepare to activate 
        the holo-image of Barny. Geordi, you get out of this parody right 
        now. We don't have enough room for the characters we have as it is.
ODO: Aye, sir.
WORF: Aye, sir.
KIRA: Aye, sir.
SPOCK: Aye, sir.
DATA: Aye, sir.
DAX: Aye, sir.
GEORDI: Do I have to?
ALL: YES!!!

(Odo, Worf, Kira, and every security guard on the ship heads for the engine
room. Geordi, disappears from the parody. Barney appears just as the
five-years wake up.)

BARNEY: I love you, You love me. Stop Colonel Rickman and his crew.
FIVE-YEAR OLDS and WADE: Yes master.
MAGGIE: Not you Wade.
WADE: I love you, you love me. Huh? What? Oh, sorry.

(All the five year olds head for the engine room.)

SPOCK: I am preparing the ship for time warp. All we need to do to achieve 
        it is to add Jello to the computer.
SISKO: What?
SPOCK: The 24th century computers have been modified not to allow time-warp
        but it is a closly guarded secret that anyone who implants Jello 
        into the main computer core will have access to all of the 
        Federation's computers.

(Q appears on the bridge.)

Q: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of.
SISKO: Not Now!


Will the crew regain control of the ship? Will Khan become the ruler of Earth? 
Will Geordi be back in the next chapter of this parody? 
Will Data get booted out of Starfleet for allowing Garak and Quark to open up 
a Promenade on the Defiant? What will become of Logan St. Claire? 
What was Wade thinking of when she bought 200 new outfits? 
Whose idea was it to make Starfleet computers run on Jello? 
And what mayhem does Q have in store for the crew?

TO BE CONTINUED....

                                The Wormhole is Multiplying!
                                Part 3: Future's End Times 2.
By Gregory Christ

Last Time: The Sliders had ended up 400 years in the future on space station DS9. 
The Kromaggs learned of this and used thier previously unknown time travel ability 
to try to destroy them. They then tried to destroy Earth in the past but were 
stopped by Quinn Mallory and Commander Dax. But then a changeling, who was 
impersonating Dr. Bashir, Colonel Rickman, Khan Noonien Signh, and a group of 
brainwashed 5 year olds took over the Defiant and sent a subspace communication to 
the Dominion informing them of the wormhole. They then returned to thier own time 
to discover the Dominion has taken control of the Alpha Quardrent. 
Then Maggie managed to escape, stun the five-year olds, and then take control of them 
using a holographic Barney. Then Spock started to prepare calculations for time warp. 
Just when things were looking up, Q showed up.


(In the engine room.)

(Mumbling.)

BASHIR: What is that?
5-YEAR OLDS: I love you, you love me. We'll stop Rickman and his crew.
RICKMAN: No! The crew has reversed our brainwashing!
O'BRIEN: Hey, would someone mind freeing me?
GEORDI: Sure, I'd be happy to free you.

(Suddenly Kira, Odo, Worf, Maggie, and every security guard on the ship 
burts into the engine room.)

KIRA: Geordi, didn't Sisko order you out of this parody?
GEORDI: I don't care. I'm staying.
WORF: Very well.

(Worf unties Chief O'Brien while Rickman vaporizes every security guard 
on the ship.)

RICKMAN: Ha! Ha! Now what are you going to do without any security guards?

(Five-Year Olds stun Rickman and Khan. The Bashir-Changeling transports 
Khan, Rickman, and himself back to sickbay.)

(On the Bridge.)

Q: Mon capitan!
SISKO: Q, what do you want?
Q: I just wanted to see what a mess of things you made. Jean-Luc would never 
        have let this happen. (Snaps fingers and Picard appears on bridge.) 
        Right Jean-Luc?
PICARD: Q, what do you want?
SPOCK: I am ready for time warp.
SISKO: Proceed.
Q: Wait a minute. (Snaps fingers again. Logan St. Claire appears on bridge.)
LOGAN: Quinn, give me the coordinates of my home earth or I will vaporize 
        Wade.
DAX: We are entering time warp.
LOGAN: What's time warp?

(Quinn knocks out Logan and steals her weapon.)

Q: Very well, Quinn. Now I will leave you with a gift. (Snaps fingers.) Now 
        you new friend Maggie will be able to breath on Earth Prime if you 
        ever get there. Good-bye. (Snaps fingers and disappears.)
PICARD: Wait, Q transport me back to the Enterprise-E!
SISKO: No time. We are already in time warp. We will need your help to 
        restore the time line.
DAX: How can we restore the time-line?
WADE: I have an idea. Why don't you bounce a signal off an A.T&T. satellite 
        and cancel the message on the M.C.I satellite.
QUINN: That's brilliant, Wade!
SPOCK: We are coming out of time warp!
DAX: I am detecting another warp signature.
SISKO: What is it?
DAX: It appears to be a Federation starship, the U.S.S. Voyager.
SISKO: Wasn't that the ship that disappeared in the badlands a few years 
        back?
DAX: Yes it was. How do you suppose it got here?
SISKO: I don't know. Hail them.NOG: Hailing frequncies open sir.
SISKO: U.S.S. Voyager this is Captain Sisko of the U.S.S. Defiant. Please 
        respond.

(On Voyager)

NAMELESS ENSIGN: We are recieving another transmission. It's Captain Sisko 
        of the U.S.S. Defiant.
HARRY: The Defiant? Here? Put them on screen.
SISKO: Hello.
HARRY: Hello, captain. This is Harry Kim. Are you here to prevent the 
        destruction of Earth too?
SISKO: Yes, we are. According to one of our visitors if we bounce a signal 
        off the A.T.&T satellite we will be able to stop the transmission 
        from reaching the Gamma Quadrent.
HARRY: Message to the Gamma Quadrent? You must be here for a different 
        reason then we are. We are trying to recover a timeship from the 
        29th century that has crashed and will destroy Earth in the 29th 
        century, if launched incorrectly.
SISKO: Well, that could be a problem too.

(Lieutentant Torres walks onto the bridge.)

TORRES: Our main transporter buffer just crashed. We won't be able to beam 
        up the away team.
HARRY: That's ok. Another starship from the 24th century has just arrived. 
        They're here to prevent a time-traveler from sending a message to 
        the Gamma Quadrent.
TORRES: Really?

(Communicator beeps.)

JANEWAY: Away Team to ship. What's you status?
HARRY: We have encountered another 24th century starship here to prevent a 
        time traveler from sending a message to the Gamma Quadrent.
JANEWAY: That's wonderful! Can they help us get back to our own century when 
        they are done?
HARRY: I don't know. They might.
SISKO: By the way, according to our records a the Voyager disappeared from 
        the Alpha Quadrent on Harry Kim's first mission long ago. What 
        happened to you?
(Harry Kim starts explaining his story. In the meantime we go to sickbay 
with the up-to-now forgotten Bashir-Changeling, Khan Noonien Singh, and 
Colonel Rickman.)

BASHIR: We must do something.

(outside.)

WORF: Hurry up you two. We must gain access to sickbay.
O'BRIEN: We're hurrying. We're hurring.
GEORDI: Here's some jello. Try using this.
O'BRIEN: Right. (Begins to eat jello.)
GEORDI: NO!!! Don't eat it. Hook it up to the door.
O'BRIEN: Alright.
SISKO: Sisko to Engineering. We need more power.
SCOTTY: I'm giving it all I can, Captain.
SISKO: Alright, wait a minute.....
SCOTTY: I know. I know. I'm going.
SISKO: No, you can stay. Just beam over to the other ship.
SCOTTY: Alright.

(Scotty beams over to the other ship.)

(Meanwhile Ensign Kim can here a strange voice.)

EERIEE VOICE: Quinn. Are you there Quinn?
HARRY: No, he's on the other ship.
EERIEE VOICE: Sorry.

(The voice goes to the other ship.)

EERIEE VOICE: Quinn. Are you there Quinn?
RICKMAN: No, this is Colonel Rickman? Who are you?
EERIEE VOICE: I am one of the men you killed!
RICKMAN: No, if I killed you... you're dead!
EERIEE VOICE: Of course I'm dead! I'm a ghost, You Blistering Idiot!! And 
        I'm here for revenge.
RICKMAN: NO!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

                        The Wormhole is Multiplying!
                Chapter 4: Honey, I Shrunk the Starship

Previously: The sliders ended up 400 years in the future on DS9 due to a 
nuculear explosion. Everything was going fine until Logan St. Claire and 
the Kromaggs showed up. The Kromaggs tried to destroy DS9 but failed. Then 
Spock and Data showed up just in time to get aboard the Defiant and follow 
the Kromagg ships back to the past to stop them from destroying the future. 
Quinn and Dax managed to set up a force barrier preventing the Kromaggs 
from returning to that dimension but not before a changeling impersonating 
Dr. Bashir sent a message to the Dominion, beamed aboard Colonel Rickman 
and Khan Noonien Singh, not to metion a group of brainwashed 5 year-olds 
and seize control of the ship. The Defiant then returned to the future to 
learn the Dominion had taken control of the Alpha Quadrent. The crew 
managed to free themselves and rebrainwash the kids to retake control 
of the ship. Then they prepared to take the ship to timewarp. They managed 
to go back in time but not before Logan St. Claire got back aboard the 
Defiant. Also several surprise guest stars showed up including Q, Captain 
Picard, Geordi La Forge, Scotty, Harry Kim and the Voyager crew, and the 
ghost of Professor Arturo.
(On Board the Defiant)

DATA: Captain, we are losing altitude! We are going to crash! We are 
        going to die!!!
PICARD: Sisko! This is your parody! Do something!
Q: Man! You guys are slow. I thought you would have had everything sorted 
        out by the end of the last chapter!
REMBRANDT: Man, what's the problem with you?
Q: I have gave you all this help and you still can't get it right. Maybe 
        this will give you a new perspective on things. I'm sending you 
        one day into the future.
PICARD: But why?
Q: Because I want you to know what it truly means to be small!

(Q laughs evily and leaves. On the U.S.S. Voyager.)

CAPTAIN BRAXON: I am taking you back to your previous time and position 
        into the Delta Quadrent.
JANEWAY: Could you take us back to the 24th century but leave us here in 
        the Alpha Quadrent.
CAPTAIN BRAXON: NO!!!!

(Captain Braxon's time ship and Voyager disappears into the time warp.)

DATA: The other ship has disappeared into a time warp.
WORF: We are still losing altitude.

(In the engine room...)

LOGAN: Ha! How dare they do this to me? I was barely in this parody. Now 
        I will  destroy them all with my favorite Jell-O flavor, Black 
        Cherry!! And I will slide out of this dimension just before the 
        ship explodes!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!
Q: Well, it's been fun but I suppose I should send you back to your ship, 
        Mon Capitan. I  will return you to the U.S.S. Voyager.
PICARD: Wait, I do not belong on...

(Q snaps his fingers and Picard and La Forge transports to the Voyager.)

NOG: We are still hurdling towards Nevada!

(Meanwhile in a house in Nevada...)

GORDEN: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! That ship is going to destroy 
        your house and kill us all!
WAYNE: Not if I shrink it!
GORDEN: Do it! Do it! I don't want to die!
WAYNE: Ok. Shrink machine don't fail me now! (Wayne powers up the machine.)

(Meanwhile back on the Defiant.)

SISKO: Get some security guards to engineering.
WORF: They were all vaporized in an early chapter.
SISKO: Then get the sliders in there.

(The sliders head for engineering.)

MAGGIE: Alright Logan! You are not going to destroy the ship!

(Maggie and Logan start fighting. Quinn stands watching the two of them.)

WADE: Quinn, don't just stand there. Do something.
QUINN: I can't.
WADE: Why not?
QUINN: Beacause, I can't move. Rickman placed one of those Kromagg 
        gravitonal fields from the crashed ship in here and I'm trapped in 
        it.
WADE: Quinn, sometimes you are such an idiot!

(Wade leaves to find Rembrandt.)

WAYNE: We're at 10%.
GORDEN: Tell the machine to hurry up before that ship destroys the entire 
        planet!
WAYNE: 12%.

(Elsewhere...)

RICKMAN: NO!!! Please get this ghost away from me. Somebody help!!
EGON: Is a ghost causing you troble?
BASHIR-CHANGELING: No!! Rickman is just going insane. Now get out of this 
        parody!
EGON: Alright.
RICKMAN: No! I'm not insane! Egon come back!

(The ghost of Arturo appears)

ARTURO'S GHOST: You will die for killing me.
BASHIR-CHANGELING: No. We must get rid of him!

(The Professor's ghost makes a scary face and Khan, the changeling, and 
Rickman faint.)

WAYNE: The shrink machine is now at 24%.

(Meanwhile in Engineering.)

LOGAN: You will die!
MAGGIE: Yeah right! (Logan punches Logan. Maggie Punches Logan. Logan falls 
        into a  computer terminal.)
COMPUTER: Warning! The primary colant regulater systen has been destroyed. 
        A warp core breach will occur in 5 minutes!
MAGGIE: Oops!
LOGAN: I'm out of here!

(Logan opens up her wormhole and escapes. Then Wade and Rembrandt comes 
into engineering and frees Quinn. Suddenly Garak comes running in.)

GARAK: Ms. Wells, I'm afraid you still owe me 20,000 bars of gold-pressed 
        latinum.
QUINN: Not now! The ship is about to explode.
GARAK: Oh, well let me fix it. I once served as an engineer on a Klingon 
        bird-of-prey.

(Garak starts to fiddle with the controls. Meanwhile in Sickbay.)

CHIEF O'BRIEN: Alright, nobody move.
RICKMAN: I'm out of here.

(Rickman activates his wormhole and disappears.)

KHAN: Me too.

(Khan activates the transporter and returns to the surface.)

O'BRIEN: Well, that takes care of every....
5-YEAR-OLD: Huh? How did we get here?

(Chief O'Brien transports the 5 Year Olds back to Earth.)
(Back in Engineering.)

GARAK: I have successfully repaired the engines.
QUINN: Well that's good. Let's get back to the bridge.

(In 5 minutes all the remaining characters, except for the Bashir-
Changeling who everyone has apperantly forgotten about, return to the 
bridge.)

CAPTAIN SISKO: Status report.
MAJOR KIRA: Khan and the five-year olds have returned to the surface and 
        Logan St. Claire and Colonel Rickman have escaped in thier 
        wormholes.
WORF: The Voyager is gone and so is Geordi, Q, Captain Picard, and Scotty.
JADZIA DAX: We have fired the beam at the A.T.&T. Sattelite and sent the 
        M.C.I. beam in the opposite direction where it will travel into 
        oblivion.
SPOCK: I have prepared my calculations and am ready to return to the future.
ROM: I have installed the new holosuites in the Defiant's promenade.
GARAK: I have repaired the engines but am still waiting for Wade to pay me 
        for her 200 outfits.
QUARK: Excuse me but I have the ghost of a Professor Arturo looking for 
        Quinn   Mallory, Wade Wells, and Rembrandt Brown.
QUINN, WADE, and REMBRANDT: What??!!
GHOST of PROFFESOR: Yes, I have returned. I must tell you something very 
        important but my time here is short.
NOG: Excuse me, but the navigational relay is still off-line. We are about 
        to crash!

(Meanwhile in Nevada.)

GORDEN: The ship is getting closer!

(Machine Beeps.)

WAYNE: We have critical mass!
GORDEN: Then fire the machine!
WAYNE: Right.

(Wayne aims the machine at the Defiant and hits the button.)

TO BE CONCLUDED!!!!

                        The Wormhole is Multiplying!
    Chapter 5: All Good Things Must Come to an End and so does this!!!

(On the Defiant.)

GHOST OF PROFESSOR: Listen, I have something important to tell you that 
        Q forget.
REMBRANDT: Q?
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: He's an ompinent being. He's the one who sent me here.
QUINN: Why?
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: He wanted me to tell you five things.
QUINN: What are they?
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: The first is that I'm NOT the Evil Arturo.
QUINN: Ok, What's the Second?
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: I am not the one the Kromaggs planted the homing 
        devcie on?
WADE: What homing device?
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: The secret homing device that the Kromaggs planted 
        on one of us in "Invasion." Didn't any of you read the last page 
        of your script?
QUINN, WADE, and REMBRANDT: Well, uh.... No.
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: Oh well, the next thing is that Q has given you all 
        the ability to survive in any enviroment, except the vacum of 
        space and underwater, as long as it is a story written by the 
        one who is writing this story.
QUINN: Go on.
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: Q also told me that he reset your timer and is 
        allowing you to slide out of here now, even though the slide 
        barrier is in place but no one else will be able to get in or 
        out of this dimension, except for people who were born here, 
        for another 400 years.
REMBRANDT: What's the last thing?
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: Q messed up your timer and you will be landing on the 
        moon once a year beginning with your next slide.
MAGGIE: Well that's just peachy.
GHOST OF PROFESSOR: Well I have to go know. (Voice fades.) Good-bye.
WADE: No don't go.
QUINN: Don't worry, I'm sure we'll eventually find someone with the ability 
        to transport us back to the Earth he was killed on before he died. 
        After all, the theme music states that anything is possible on this 
        show.
NOG: Excuse me but someone just fired a shrink ray at us.
SISKO: You mean we are going to shrink?
DAX: No, our armor is shrink resistant but unfortunatly it has repelled 
        the beam and intestified the beam, meaning that the beam is going 
        to shrink 200 kilometer's of the Earth's surface.
WADE, REMBRANDT, QUARK, MAGGIE, and GARAK (in unison): Huh?
QUINN: She means that a city in Nevada is going to get shrunk to the size 
        of an ant colony.
WADE, REMBRANDT, QUARK, MAGGIE, and GARAK (in unison): Oh.
SISKO: Who fired this beam?
DAX: It was probably Wayne Syzlinski, a wacky inventor who invented the 
        only known shrink ray in existence but unfortunatly it was 
        destroyed in World War III.

(In the city of Los Vegas.)

MAYOR: Not again, that Wayne Syzlinski is going to get it this time, first 
        that giant baby destroying our city and now this!

(Back on the ship.)

WORF: Well that's all very well but if we don't return Los Vegas to normal, 
        I'm pretty sure that history will not return to normal.
SPOCK: That would be logical.
SISKO: Well, I'm tired, Dax and Quinn will you please come up with some 
        device to restore Los Vegas.
QUINN and DAX: Ok.
NOG: Captain, Khan Noonien Singh has ammased an armada of fighter planes 
        armed with Kromagg weaponary to come and destroy us.
SISKO: Oh, this is getting tiresome. To hell with the timeline, Worf fire 
        all of our quantum torpedos at them!
WORF: Aye! (Fires torpedos, all the planes explode.)

KHAN: No!! All of our army except these 100 here were destroyed in that 
        explosion.
SOLDIER1: We must escape in this vessel, The Botany Bay.
KHAN: Alright. All remaining troops head for the sleeper ship Botany Bay. 
        This is a full evacuation!

QUINN and DAX: We did it.
WADE: Did what?
DAX: We remoduatled our cloaking device through our main deflector grid, 
        using the power from the holodecks to expand the cochrane engine 
        stablizes to a field density of.....
EVERYONE ELSE: (except Quinn, Spock, and Data): IN ENGLISH!!
DAX: We figured out a way to make Los Vegas normal size again.
SISKO: Do it.
DAX: Aye, sir. (Presses button. The city of Los Vegas returns to normal 
        size.)
DATA: The city of Los Angles has been returned to normal size.
KIRA: Good, now get us back to our own time.
NOG: Aye, setting a course for the sun.
MAGGIE: How much time do we have left?
QUINN: (Looks at Timer.) 45 seconds.
WADE: Good, look's like we're out of here.
QUINN: I am tracking the Colonel's wormhole trail. (Presses button and 
        activates wormhole.)
WADE: Well, I'll catch you on the flip side, Mr. Garak. (Grabs 200 new 
        outfits from Garak and flies into the wormhole.
REMBRANDT: It's been fun, see you la... well I guess I won't really be 
        seing you again. Bye. (Jumps into the wormhole.)
MAGGIE: Kira, you are a good soldier. I'm sure you'll defeat the 
        Cardassian-Dominion alliance.
KIRA: (looks shooked.): What Cardassian-Dominion alliance?
MAGGIE: The one that's going to form in next week's two-parter, I stole 
        your script. (lunges into the wormhole.)
QUINN: Well, Commander Dax, you look like you have a long life ahead of 
        you, coming up with technichal schematics for riducious 
        invenventions and unbelievable scientific theories.
DAX: Thank you, that is the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
QUINN: Good-bye everyone. (Jumps into the wormhole just as it closes.
SPOCK: Captain we have just entered time warp.
SISKO: Good.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
PROLOUGE 1:

(The scene is Captain Sisko's office. Kira enters.)

KIRA: Captain, I have just reviewed all the technical schematics from the 
        Defiant. It appears that we entered some sort of time anomaly. We 
        apparently were in the past for some time but due to some bizarre 
        accident, none of the members of the Defiant can remember anything 
        about it. But there are a few weird things, we found a Promenade on 
        the Defiant and also all the security officers posted to the Defiant 
        were killed. We also found Data and Ambassoder Spock on board. We 
        also found wierd modifactions to some of the systems.
SISKO: Well, that sounds normal. Dr. Bashir report to my office.

(The Bashir-Changeling, who everybody has forgot is a changeling comes 
running in.)

SISKO: Bashir, do you think there are any long term problems associated 
        with this event?
BASHIR: No, I ran a full scan on the crew and everyone seems just find, it 
        was just one of those time anomolies that Starfleet vessels seem 
        to run in to so often.
SISKO: I agree. Is there anything else, Major?
KIRA: Yes, it seems that Garak has been robbed, 200 of his finest women's 
        clothes are missing.
SISKO: Well have Odo get on it, Starfleet is spread pretty thin, they said 
        that we have to cut down on paying insurance claims.
KIRA: Aye, sir.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prolouge 2:

(The scene is the Voyager. All of the Voyager crew, including the Doctor, 
plus Captain Picard, Geordi La Forge, and Montgomery Scott are in Neelix's 
kitchen.)

JANEWAY: Well doctor, what about your new emitter?
DOCTOR: The new emitter will enable me to leave sickbay whenever I want. 
        Perhaps with this newfound ability, I can get my own quarters.
JANEWAY: One step at a time, Doctor.
CHAKOTAY: What about Captain Picard, Geordi La Forge, and Montgomery Scott?
JANEWAY: Let me check my season schedule. (Looks at season schedule.) Aha, 
        we have a Q episode coming up in a couple of weeks, we'll have him 
        send you home when he gets here.
KIM: Why can't he send us home, too?
JANEWAY: Because, if he sent us home, our series would be over.
KIM: Oh, that's ok then.

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prolouge 3:

MAGGIE: Oh great, now we stuck on the moon for.... How long are we stuck 
        in the moon for?
QUINN: (Looks at Timer.) 3 weeks, 2 hours, 17 minutes, 36 seconds.
REMBRANDT: Just great. What will we do until then? We'll starve!!
WADE: Hey guys! I see something over there.
REMBRANDT: Let's investigate.

(The Sliders walk over and find a giant palace with a "Z" on it. It also 
has a "For Sale" sign in front of it.)

WADE: Wo, this is weird!
QUINN: You said it, I mean a palace on the moon.
REMBRANDT: Yeah, just our luck too, we discover a giant palace on the moon 
        and it's for sale. If the owners were still here, I bet they could 
        help us get back to Earth.
MAGGIE: Don't look defeated, yet. There's a brown Winnabago coming towards 
        us.

(All the Sliders turn and see a Brown Winnabago heading for them.)

QUINN: Oh great.

(The Winnabago stops in front of the palace.)

FEMALE VOICE: Aha with Mondo gone, we can finally get out of this Winnabago 
        and move back into our palace.
MALE VOICE: Yes and now with our new powers, we'll finally destroy those 
        pesky Rangers and gain control over the entire Earth.

(Five Monsters get out of the Winnabago and see the Sliders.)

FEMALE: Hey, whoever you are get away from our palace and let the world 
        beware, Rita Ripulsa and Lord Zedd are back.

(All the monsters break out in hysterical laughter.)

                                        THE END.

Coming soon... The Sliders/Power Rangers crossover. Lord Zedd conquers the 
Kromaggs and uses them to replace the Tengas, Rita turns Logan St. Claire 
and Colonel Rickman into monsters. Bulk and Skull finds Colonel Rickman's 
timer and get lost in a parallel universe! And one of our Sliders will 
become the new Orange Ranger! Coming soon.... don't hold your breaths 
though.