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Personal log: Success! I have located an item which clearly indicates the presence of my father on this, the planet Earth. The strange candy dispenser I purchased bears the visage of my father. I have confirmed this with the Paternity Probe (patent pending) that comes standard on my newly issued utility belt. This finding has uplifted my spirits. I feel closer than ever to the truth...and my father. Oh wise candy dispensing father, give me a sign that I'm on the right track. Mmmm...sugary! |
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Meanwhile... "So you see, this Buzz isn't our Buzz but we still feel responsible for him. He was so happy when he thought he had found his father. It was a crushing blow to discover that Zurg was just a storyline and not his real dad. When I realized he'd left on this paternity pursuit, I had to do something. That's why I've come to you for help." "Scully and I will help you find your friend, Woody. I empathize with his plight since I'm also searching for the truth about my father. Although, if my dad is who I think he is, I doubt I'll be playing ball with him unless we bring along an oxygen mask." |
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