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"In an attempt to distract the hyper-aggressive grasshopper, I whipped out the only weapon I had. Holding my cellphone out to him I said, "Grasshopper, snatch this phone from my hand...""He was having none of it though and, if it wasn't for the arrival of a beautiful ant princess, I think I might have been beaten to a pulp." |
"And she was beautiful. All lavendar and glossy. Scully, would you think any less of me if I told you I was attracted to an ant?"[silence]"She was a *dream* ant...""Scully?" |
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