And The Winner Is...
"Uh Scully, I know you wanted to be a mother again, but uh..adopting that alien's baby doesn't seem to have been the right choice.."
"But Mulder, he likes you!! Besides, there's 700000000 more in the nursery, and they're all adorable!"
From the mind of
Ed Straker
September 30, 1998
The Runners Up
Mulder: "It's been so long since I last got laid--I'll take what I can get!"
Scully: "Mulder, I'm sorry, but I'm getting out the Raid--you, my friend, are sick!"
Reve |
September 27, 1998
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Mulder: Just as I thought, Scully. Hung like a club-tailed dragonfly.
Scully: *gasp* You mean...
Mulder: Yep. ANOTHER invasion of artificially intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space.
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Welcome to "Fox's Apartment" - a new MTV episode in which our heroes are aided in their quest for the truth by giant, talking, singing cockroaches.
Kathira | October 1,
1998
The Contenders
(in chronological order)
Mulder- I knew that Cockroachs were Large in Texas but not this big.....SCULLYYYYYY HELP!!!!!
Scully- I suppose this has something to do with Bambi?
Mulder- Just get the BUG-BE-GONE-SUPERDELUXE BOTTLE!!
Scully- Okay just shut up
HotaruTomoe | September 26, 1998
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Mulder: I told you the aliens were experimenting on the bugs in my apartment.
Scully: It's probably just the odor from your socks that's causing the deformities.
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Scully: Mulder, I am sure that was a girlie scream.
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Mulder "AAARRRRGGGHHHH..." (a girlie scream)
Scully "They're attracted to methane...maybe it was the triple bean burrito you had for lunch, Mulder?"
mingo | September 28, 1998
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Mulder: Ohhh Bambi that tickles.
Scully (thinking to herself): Humm should I tell Mulder that his "Bambi" is really a giant cockroach....I don't think so.
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Scully: Ah ha! I knew it all along! Bambi WAS a giant cockroach in disguse!
Mulder: It ain't no entomologist.
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"Bambi? Is that you?"
Taryn | September 30,
1998
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Mulder and Scully explore how to relieve the "sexual tension":
Scully: Com'on Mulder!..I wanna hear you scream...give me the girly scream, baby!
Mulder: Sorry, its not working, I need "Mantis" for this.
Anjette | September 30, 1998
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Bambi?
Kathira | October 1,
1998
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Where is the Orkin Man when you need him?
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Scully: Eeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Mulder, a bug!!!!!! Kill it, kill it!!!!!
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Mulder: I hear they're just like Chewels with a gooey burst of flavor when you bite into them.
Scully: I'm sure you're right, Mulder. But just in case, protect your face.
Barbara | October 1, 1998
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Come on Scully there's room for one more!
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Mulder: Aaiieeyyy!
Scully: Mulder, was that a girlie scream?
Mulder: No, Scully. Just pleeeeeease get it off me.
Scully: Well, it would make a nice specimen for study...
Holden | October 2, 1998
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Was that a girly scream I just heard, Mulder?
J.K.K. | October 2,
1998
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Mulder: "Scully, I told you my appartment was bugged."
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Scully: "I guess Bambi must have dropped by. This is no place for an entomologist."
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Scully: "Next time Mulder, I hope you pick a nicer motel to stay in."