Haven Broadcasting Corporation, in co-operation with
the Lizella Press newspaper chain, presents the Top
Evil Overlords of Creation:
1) Caine - While lacking in power and in a great power,
the religious fanaticism with a pragmatic leninist
disregard for fairplay and telling the truth makes this
ruler of Valdrusia (renamed Acquitania) Creation's most
evil overlord. Some of his misdeeds include:
Numerous attacks on Haven the Seth/Simon Caper The Bucky Mistreatment Infinite crimes against House Mecklenberg Shooting Lord Brand in the neck and making him go mad Writing Das Kapital and leading to the disruption of
the whole 19th C world order The Overthrow of the Romanovs and the murder of
millions under Leninism/Stalinism The circumstances causing the Creation of the Third
Reich Bela Kun's take over in Hungary The Mullahs of Iran Sodamned Insane in Iraq Mohammed's visions and the subsequent attacks on the
Byzantine and Persian Sassanid Empires The revolution in Munich though badly run led to the
white terror and later to the politicization of Thule The sinking of the Titannic The Mary Celeste The Iron Curtain across Europe and Eastern European
Terror the Vietcong the First through to the Thirteenth (sic) Communist
International. The Trillium War The Circumstances leading to the Massacre in Yggport The framing of King Blake and the illegal trial by
Eric The storming of Amber City The destruction of Amber's lands and manors the burning of bishops and destruction numerous
times, of the Church of Amber Numerous other crimes against the Royal Cornelian
Family and its many many many houses. Cabin boys
2) Delwin
Atrocities against Haven Kidnapping and petfarming young Reinhard making him
into the monster we known and love Crimes against House Mecklenberg Atrocities in two world wars and the cold war Forming the SA in Germany Practicing black magic and evil black rituals Human and family sacrifice Divorcing Jasra and stealing her son, Robert backstabbing his allies numerously Making secret treaties with Caine Assassination attempts on Kelric Trying to destroy Haven numerously Kidnapping and causing Queen Claudine of NS to be
with child Kidnapping and trying to immolate Jason Operating horrible petfarms and conducting numerous
abductions
3) Random
Most incompetent evil overlord Ran out of his kingdom - twice Beating his wife, Vialle Being a drunk Being short Persecuting Kelric and his friends Trying to harrass and shut down Haven Confiscating land belonging to good people Kidnapping and almost burning young Kirk of Rolandae Running out on the pregnant Moire's daughter and
indirectly contributing to her suicide and fathering
Martin. Being so horrible that his mother hanged herself
after he was spawned. Playing drums horridly and using awful jazz music Letting Martin go punk. Being a nitwit when Merlin was trying to get things
done. Harrassing Luke. Being rude and harassing Queen Jasra Lowering Amber to condescending levels with the
minions of the Golden Circle Driving Amber bankrupt. Swearing in Court being anti Haven and worst yet, Anti Kelric Trying to destroy the Ghostwheel Project Patternfall Treaty. A new Verseilles Treaty Drinks takes drugs and gambles before and after in
Texorami wrecking Flora's furniture many many times The Rolandae blockade The Great Division of Creation Conference trying to
make Parys and Brandenberg both territory of Amber.
4) Brand
For Making Brandenberg closed off to HBC and shooting
reporters For threatening to take Kelric apart for vivisection
to see 'what he's made of' For trying to spread Brand worship into Haven which
is illegal For making Jasra wear emeralds though she hates them For making everyone like his whacko art For his role in Darbin Inc and Grand Design's
economic powerhouse role in Earth Prime. For not killing Caine and for occassionally allying
with creep Delwin
5) Bances Amblerash
For being a tiresome old windbag spreading woe. For calling Haven a liberal radical nest of revolution For trying to undermine Haven by trying to set up his
religion in town For claiming the throne of Amber because the name
sounds like his last name For manufacturing the massacre at Yggport For not standing up to Mandor and using Blake to
overthrow Merlin For claiming to be the voice of Swayvillism For claiming Haven has lax morals For leading and instigating the killing of Rilga and
destroying her soul. This while not undeserved, led to
more ferocious Rilgaite activity when the movement was
dying.
6) Aven
For trying to kidnap and force Tabitha to marry him For massacrering thousands of aliens and people at
Yggport For trying to claim innocence and framing his
co-conspirator Art For misrule in Umbria For stealing money from Bances collections box For being the prime ritualist in the murder of Rilga
and destruction of her soul. For killing his brothers and sisters in the
Linchester explosion moving him to third from the
throne. For having weird eyes and using them as magical items For trying to blow up Amber
7) Paolo
For the Don Paolo line which keeps Creation from
helping influence and guide Amber shadow For killing Sands grandson Mordred's ears Ricks hands For numerous riots in Amber by Guild members For sabotaging Blake's canoe factory in Amber City For punishing his step daughter and slapping her For executing his wayward wife For takign holy orders and becoming a Cardinal like
Richelieu / Mazarin For an unholy alliance with Amber For an unholy alliance with Rolandae For being the best dressed while appropriate villain
8) Tiberius "Tibby" Von Mecklenberg
For shooting the president of Haven Broadcasting
Corporation For setting up the Bureau of Mecklenberg Affairs For claiming to be the Boss of all people of
Mecklenberg descent For kidnappings of thousands of high blood and their
incarceration in petfarms beginning in 1945. For continuing to keep these pet farms For lying about their existance For instigating the BMA protest at Haven Parliament For being a greedy redhead who slaps tariffs on Haven For not having the same treaties and co-operation
with Haven that Reinhard has For claiming to be be King Finndo's legal heir
instead of King Kelric.
9) Sand and Julian (tied)
(Similar to Delwin and Caine respectively)
10) Rory
Installing Slavery in Ardor Killing Haven agents and harrassing others Being a hypocrite about blood rituals Getting jollies in rituals while untying ropes upside
down in a dark closet while being bled to make gold
while having the butler/ritualist throw cold water on
his body. Being Anti Haven Being a bad influence on Oberon Spreading Brandism and Brand worship Secret Petfarms on boats Piracy Burning ships at docks Economic brutality Being very much a stereotypical greedy talkative
redhead giving nice redheads a bad name dresses like a bum Married to a male talking cheetah Sending spies and saboteurs into his brother Jason's
territories Having an affair with Princess Sabine, Pepper, and
Zariya at the same time Writing for the national midnight star Cabin boys Being rude to the Mecklenbergs Being rude to and threatening a Black Wolf