Could it be true?

Her Frostiness, the Eternal Virgin Princess Breyd has been thawed, claimed, deflowered!

Alas, poor Laszlo. After over a year of on again, off again wooing of the fiery young Princess, it seems newcomer Exthian slipped in during one of Laszlo's 'off again' periods and claimed the prize.

Next time, Laszlo, remember the Word for the Day is "Consistancy".

In other news, errant Prince George returned to Amber, demanding Mint Juleps and was promptly put to work herding newcomers with Dame Margot by that icky Balaam, who holds out the aforementioned drink like a carrot to get George to work.

Not sure we would want any carrots of any type from Balaam. Never know where they've been.

Speaking of Balaam, he seems to have gotten new boldness from somewhere and is currently trying to horn in on Exthian's action with Breyd.

Balaam, old bean, some advice from a staff member:

"Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly..."

Apparently we have roused the ire of Cher with our first edition. What's the matter Cher? Did we hurt your widdle feewings? Have a teddy bear.

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