Amber Gazette - Late at night vandals spraypainted seditious messages on the walls surrounding Amber's Guildhall. The messages were in red and black spray paint. Forensics determine that the cans were bought in Neuvo Sangre and were smuggled over the border.
The messages were of a political tone that implies who may have done it though no proof as yet has been made.
Gram, of the Royal Office, said that he hopes the Lord Mayor and her staff and can find the guilty, try and hang them quickly.
OBERON IS A COCKrOACH!
DEATH TO OBERON AND ABYSS WORSHIPPERS!
PEPPER NEEDS TO BE GROUND!
AMBER IS A SHITHOLE!
DEATH TO CAINE AND CANAANITES!
REMEMBER TRINITY MARTYRS TO COCKROACH!
Rory needs his ears boxed in!
Remember mcArthur Pallas, victim of oberon's murdering scum. Are you lonely? Want to have a good time, run around a little and sleep with a princess of Amber? Contact princess Breyd care of the cockroach Amber castle.
PS don't plan on coming back if your a red head, it is an abyss holiday after all
This text is copyright © Craig Lucas; "Amber" is copyright © Roger Zelazny; "Amber" the diceless RPG is copyright © Phage Press. No copyright infringement is intended.
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