The High Priest of the Church of Thelbane and Linchester spoke at his pulpit today denouncing Amber, Oberon and Caine for their many sins to creation.

He called for a full embargo followed by an invasion.

Bances also cackled,"Did you know she also is holding Paolo's people hostage too. I wish I could see the Lord of Avernus when he hands her his hard earned ducats."

Lord Bances called for prayer vigils on behalf of the hostages and a special fund to pay to support the GPC war effort when time comes to liberate Amber.

"Woe to Amber! Woe to Oberon! Woe to Caine! And now Woe to Zariya!"

Lord Bances revealed Hi5 and Thelbane Secret Service dossiers on Zariya that exposed her as a desert harlot and who routinely broke desert people law and loved honey suckling pork and who secretly plans to bring Amber into that custom with a marxist flavour.

"I think that there is a need for a coup in Amber. I hope Rolandae can see its folly for dealing with the devil with such a short spoon. Haven's appeasement of Amber is a failure. Thelbane cannot be moderate any longer. NS is on the doorstep of the beast and has to choose slavery or freedom."

Bances then called for Paolo to depose Oberon and restore Queen Jasra post haste.

Zariya receives a big bouquet.It is a big bushell of white roses.

Keep up the Good work! Congrats on making the Bances Sermon Woes!

Dad

This text is copyright © Craig Lucas; "Amber" is copyright © Roger Zelazny; "Amber" the diceless RPG is copyright © Phage Press. No copyright infringement is intended.

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