New billboards have started showing up around Amber City and the Amber countryside in general. The advertisment running on it goes like this:

            There's a picture of a wizened, green-faced guy with whispy white hair and pointy ears (Yoda). Next to him is a picture of a chimpanzee with a huge turban on his head (Mojo Jojo). At the end of the line-up is Princess Scherazade.

            Below the pictures is this simple caption:

            "Can't speak straight? Get lost in your own words? Enrol in further education today! Join college NOW!"

            *Brought to you by the Amber Citizen's Education group.

            The Large Sign that formally included A picture of a monkey, Yoda, and the Princess Scherazade got a facelift in the middle of the night last night by persons unknown.

            The picture of the Princess Scherazade formally a gratifying picture of her sultry grace was replaced by another picture of the Princess.

            Her head cocked to the side in what must be an uncomfertable manner. With a finger up her nose and her tounge sticking out. Her clothes are of violent shades of colors that do not match. And her makeup miss applyed to a violet shade of red lipstick on her eyelids, and the blue eyes shadows on her cheeks. Her lips colored in yellow.

            This text is copyright © ?? and Betty Osthoff; "Amber" is copyright © Roger Zelazny; "Amber" the diceless RPG is copyright © Phage Press. No copyright infringement is intended.

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