(Amber City) After yesterday's breaking news, Amber Castle was swamped with several attempts to smuggle in 'care packages' to the cruelly imprisoned Princess Scherazade. So far, these attempts have been foiled by the vigilence of Oberon's lapdogs, Princess Breyd and Princess Zariya. After being questioned by the press, princess Breyd admitted that most of the packages seem to have been sent by Chickiepoos. "They were full of black lipstick, white pancake makeup, artfully torn fishnet stockings," she added. "There was even one with a horrible black dress that looked like cobwebs with 'Lil Vamp' emblazoned across the bust in red glitter."
It looks like at long last our martyred princess has found her audience.
"Don't worry," Breyd assured reporters. "I know Chickiepoos die as easily as Mecklenbergs."
This text is copyright © Craig Lucas and Beth Major; "Amber" is copyright © Roger Zelazny; "Amber" the diceless RPG is copyright © Phage Press. No copyright infringement is intended.
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