Our adorable little hairy friends, don't you just love 'em?
They're cute, warm, 'n fuzzy and they have those loving eyes that
anyone would fall for.Even you....
But the truth of the matter is that these little bundles of
joy stink.They really do, and really bad.Some of them have an
odor that we can live with, but there are some, and trust me I've
known them, that won't stop stinking no matter what you do.
Have you encountered one of these yet?
You wash 'em, and scrub 'em, and scrub 'em some more for good
luck and it won't come off! I don't know where in the world this
smell comes from, and quite honestly I'd hate to find the hole it
crawls out from because then, I too might become one of the
stinkies.
I'm not just talking about pets here folks, there's stinky
people
too in this world.....
And no offense to any one out there, cause we all stink no matter
what we think or put on to try to cover it up, but the big
stinkies are usually furry.You've gotta know what I mean here.
Just imagine what one of those Sasquatches smell like.It's
probably so deadly that it explains why no one has caught one
yet. They probably die of fumes right before they make the big
catch.
All I'm asking, if any of you care out there is to let the
stinkies know, that they stink.That day maybe, in public, we'll
all be able to breathe a little easier....
Summertime is sneaking up, and that's when they're in full bloom,
so please, buy someone stinkie a bottle of perfume, a bar of
soap, or for heaven's sake give the mangy mutt a bath yourself!
It's a dirty and stinkie world but someones gotta clean it!
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