Season 3

Episode 38: And They Call It Bobby Love

Bobby falls head over heels for a classmate. Hank and his friends discover an abandoned couch in the alleyway where they normally stand and drink beer.


Episode 39: Pregnant Paws

Hank decides to breed Ladybird. Dale applies for a bounty hunter's license.

Episode 40: To Spank, With Love

Peggy loses her job as a substitute teacher after she spanks an unruly student.

Episode 41: Good Hill Hunting

Hank prepares Bobby for a deerhunting trip as part of his initiation into manhood.

Episode 42: Next of Shin

Cotton drops a bombshell when he announces that Didi is pregnant.

Episode 43: Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"

Hank suppresses his feelings after he inadvertently arouses and is attacked by a dolphin.

Episode 44: Peggy Pageant Fever

Peggy enters a beauty contest in the hopes of winning a pickup truck. But she soon discovers that her competition is more formidable than she ever imagined.

Episode 45: Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

On the day after Thanksgiving, Hank attends a lawn mower focus group.

Episode 46: The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Hank and Peggy convince Bobby that one of his pranks has gotten Luanne pregnant.

Episode 47: Pretty, Pretty Dresses

Bill becomes suicidal when the Christmas holiday reminds him of his breakup with Lenore.

Episode 48: A Firefighting We Will Go

Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters--with disastrous consequences.


Episode 49: Three Coaches and a Bobby

Hank's old tough-as-nails football coach takes command of Arlen High School's team, prompting Bobby and his classmates to sign up for soccer.

Episode 50: DeKahnstructing Henry

Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job.

Episode 51: Sleight of Hank

Peggy assists a magician with a trick, then infuriates Hank by refusing to divulge the secret behind the magic.


Episode 52: Escape From Party Island

Hank volunteers to drive his mother and her friends to a miniatures museum only to find himself trapped on an island overrun with students celebrating Spring Break.

Episode 53: Dog Dale Afternoon

Hank and his friends drive Dale over the edge when they steal away his state-of-the-art lawn mower.

Episode 54: Hank's Cowboy Movie

Hank sets out to direct a videotape that will convince the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen.

Episode 55: Revenge of the Lutefisk

Bobby suffers enormous guilt after he consumes all of the new reverend’s lutefisk and inadvertently burns the church to the ground.

Episode 56: Death and Texas

Despite Hank’s disapproval, Peggy assists a prisoner on death row--only to realize she was tricked into smuggling drugs.

Episode 57: Wings of the Dope

Hank’s friends become believers in Luanne’s claim that she was visited by Buckley’s angel.

Episode 58: Take Me out of the Ball Game

Hank is picked to coach the company’s softball team, causing friction with pitcher Peggy.

Episode 59: As Old as the Hills

Hank and Peggy celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary by going skydiving; Bobby drives Didi to the hospital when she goes into labor.