Title: Bicycle Repair Man Sketch From: unknown Transcribed By: unknown Edited By: Adam Fogg Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN! Boy: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road. Bicycle Repair Man: Superman 1: If only Bicycle Repair Man were here! Bicycle Repair Man: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there! Caption: FLASH! Supermen 1-3: BRM, but how? Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker? Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor? Superman 3: Is it a church warden? Supermen 1-3: NO! It's BRM! Superman In Need: MY! BRM! Thank goodness you've come! Look! Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle! Superman 2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands! Superman 1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut! Superman In Need: Oh, Oh BRM, how can I ever repay you? Bicycle Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man! Supermen 1-3: Our Hero! Voiceover: Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international communism, BRM is ready!