When your dad is mad and asks you,
'Do I look stupid?' don't answer.
Hannah, age 9
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, age 14
Stay away from prunes.
Randy, age 9
Never pee on an electric fence.
Robert, age 13
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Noronha, age 13
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
Emily, age 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't
let her brush your hair.
Taylia, age 11
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Traci, age 14
Don't sneeze in front of mom when
you're eating crackers.
Mitchell, age 12
Puppies still have bad breath even
after eating a Tic-Tac.
Andrew, age 9
Never hold a dust buster and
a cat at the same time.
Kyoyo, age 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli
in a glass of milk.
Armir, age 9
Don't wear polka-dot underwear
under white shorts.
Kellie, age 11
If you want a kitten, start out
by asking for a horse.
Naomi, age 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, age 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's
holding a baseball bat.
Joel, age 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
Eileen, age 8
Always keep a litter bag in your car.
If it gets full you can just toss it out the window.
Eugene, age 12