Happy Happy St. Balentines Day


I just used a malapropism (woo big word)

I would have written these poems for the one I loved but no one loves me (sad puppy face, canned awwws).
But since no one does you get to sample my Balantines day poetry.

Roses are green
violets are violet
this planes gonna crash
if you're kissing the pilot

Roses are red
the X-files are wierd
is it my imagination
or do you have a beard? ;)

Weird roses are odd
So is my brother
Kissing you
Is like kissing your mother

Roses are blue
No, I'm just lying
I really love you
If that's bacon you're frying

Mushroom clouds are deadly
Marshmallow clouds aren't real
If you can't play poker
Sit down and I'll deal

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But you're not HA HA !!!!!!!

Happy Valintines day


Disclamer- The NPPA is not responsible for any loss of girl or boy friend due to the use of these poems. Neither is that weird dude with no life managing this site.


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