Shyams rules of living a long and healthy life.
1. In a study by the University of Minnesota it has been proven that Cheerios can reduce the amount of cholestorol in your body. How this can help you I dont know.
2. If your house is on fire, 3 out of 4 dentists advise that you should run for your life. The other dentist got killed in a fire soon after the survey was taken.
3. In a survey conducted in Djibouti (It's a real place, I swear) most people agreed that you should not shoot yourself in the head, as far as possible.
IF YOU FOLLOW THESE RULES AND DONT PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE
DISCLAIMER--- Long life is judged in relative terms.
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