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Q: So you are saying no one has ever visited the moon?
A: Yeah, that is basically what we have been saying. Are you stupid or something. Actually, the moon is not real.
Q: If its not real, what is that thing in the sky?
A: A satillite to broadcast the apollo mission.
Q: What was it before the invention of satillites?
A: Next question.
Q: What exactly did Kennedy do during his term then?
A: He had an affair with Monroe.
Q: President Monroe!
A: NO! Marilyn Monroe!
Q: Oh.
A: Yup, next question.
Q: Why are you putting this on the internet?
A: I have no life.
Q: Are you lying about all this?
A: No, I'm not.
Q: Good I thought you were.
A: Well, I'm not.
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