How the video of Apollo11 was made


The REAL story

Well, isn't it obvious? It was filmed in Hollywood!
We sent our reporter Sanjay back stage to find out how it was done. This audio was found.

George Locust: Yo Sparky! Can we have some more light on the landing!
Person who's name isn't really Sparky: Yeah! Got it!
George Locust: I said more light!
Person who's name isn't really Sparky: That is more light!
Elvis (He is NOT Dead): I think the power went out.
Mr. Fox(Stage crew):Can we like make the moon green?
George Locust: No, for the last time, no green moon!
Mr. Fox(Stage crew):Okay, jeez! You don't have to shout.
Mr. Ed: Collins! Yeah! Mike! The flags upsidedown.
Michael Collins: What! How can you say that to ME! I am a Shakpearean actor! I will be in my trailer!
George Locust: Great! Now who is going to take the first step!
Neil:Uumm... could I?
George Locust: Who are you?
Neil:I'm the one who stays back on the ship when the eagle goes down.
George Locust: Oh yeah ,Neil Armstrong.
Neil:Actually, my name is Bob Smith.
George Locust: I WILL DECIDE WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Neil:Ummm... Okay, it beats being stuck with hardly any part and only one scene.
Mr. Fox(Stage crew):You know, If the moon was green Collins wouldn't have walked out.
George Locust: Shut Up! Oh my gosh!
Mr. Fox(Stage crew):Okay, jeez! You don't have to shout. You really need to watch your temper!
George Locust: Okay,fine, I won't shout. Just LEAVE ME ALONE.
Person who's name isn't really Sparky: Okay, Roll'em.

Thank you, This is Sanjay, Reporting from Hollywood, back to you Shyam.



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