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ISAAC BELMONT'S SURVIVAL HINTS | |||||||
This section is dedicated to continuing the wisdom of one Isaac Belmont, Supernatural Troubleshooter, Vampire Hunter, and individual who really wants a day off. From time to time Isaac might bother me to put some info up here, don't expect things regularly but hey check back from time to time. | |||||||
Now to turn things over to Isaac himself... Ok, well the person who runs this...whatever this is, has bothered me into wasting my time, and probably yours too, by adding a few snide little comments that may or may not be useful to ya. Ok on to the suggestions, or hints or whatever you want to call them.. 1.) This guide deals with a lot of wonky supernatural stuff and how to survive it, first suggestion...don't get involved in this garbage. If you have no choice though... 2.) Don't buy into superstitions, but it can't hurt to have a holy symbol, some holy water or assorted associated weaponry when you go up against one of the more...colorful individuals in our world. 3.) Glowing eyes are bad...real bad. 4.) Always pay attention for supernatural loopholes. If for example your fighting some sort of undead Incan prince who can only be killed by something made by the Incas...collapse something Incan on him. 5.) Avoid little children, they are nothing but complete trouble...stealing your equipment, getting possessed, ending up being demonic entities, whining about having to go to the bathroom. 6.) When in doubt, shoot. This one leads into... 7.) Carry as many different weapons as you can carry. As for nasty laws regarding 'concealed weaponry' and such...well my best suggestion is to not get caught. 8.) Beware an undead lover. You seek commitment, she a late night snack. 9.) The hunter's philosopher is Murphy. 10.) Remember the ancient ways of survival: Fight or flee. In most cases, flee is a better option. 11.) Don't try and show off. Your enemy certainly won't care how you kill him, and he really won't care if he kills you. 12.) A large green thing with tentacles on its face that sounds like it has phlem stuck in its throat...is very, very, bad. 13.) The bigger they are, the harder they hit. 13a.) The smaller they are, the harder they hit. Well thats it for today, and again...if you're in this line of work, get out of it. -Isaac Belmont |