Going Boldly
Character Sheet.
Main Crew
Atad, Lt. Commander - Backwards android. Created by Dr. Thong. His personality chip was placed in backwards, and as a consequence, he speaks backwards. Except one time (Decent). He has a brother, who CAN talk forwards.
Biker, Commander Wilfred - Wilf, as he's known to his friends is the ships First officer, and confident of Captain Pilchard. Alway's hungry. Always the first to strike a dramatic pose in times of trouble, and the first to state when a danger has occured. Rather stupid really.
Checkup, Lt. Paving - Russian crewmember. He has no real function aboard ship, he just helps out everywhere. Usually takes the helm when Weasel runs off.
Cruncher, Dr. Bones - Moody, grumpy, irratable - and that's just the patients. Dr. Bones is a very unhappy person. Takes delight in reminded Weasel that he is NOT his mother!
Cruncher, Ensign Weasel - Young, inexperienced, unloved, completly hated, indestructable. Young Weasel is the beast of burden aboard ship. Supposed to pilot the ship, Weasel spends more time wondering off. Despite many attempts by the crew to kill him off, he still survives. Sooty once learned that putting Weasel in the Uncle-matter reaction tube increased the speed of the ship to 500 per cent.
Geordie Git - Ships Blacksmith and general handyman. Best friends with Sooty. Many crew members find they can not understand him when he speaks.
Gunian - Bartender of Five-Backward. Knows everything about everything. Always the first person people turn to for advice. Her race was assimilated by the Baud.
O'Brien, Kenko - Kenko job on the ship is to present hot cups of coffee to visiting dignataries, invited guests, invading aliens and the away team. Married to Chef O'Brien.
O'Brien, Chef Smiles, - Main short order cook in Five Backward. Dreams of one day being Chef on a space station. Married to Kenko.
Pilchard, Captain Timothy - Bold, daring, courageous and Bald. Captain of the Easy-pies. Easy going captain who has the respect of his crew.
McLaren, Ensign Row - Badgerorian ensign, in charge of Away team entertainment. Comes equiped with her own "One-Ensign-Band" for the amusment of the team. Much hated on missions.
Mulu, Sister - Ships Nun. Prophet of doom. Soothsayer. Hated.
Sooty, Cheif Engineer - A small orange glove puppet who fell through a time-space distortion and found himself in the future. With no way of getting home, he used his magic powers to repair ship systems, before finally being given rank of Chief Engineer aboard ship. Can fix almost any problem with one wave of his magic wand. Can not talk directly, but whispers in people's ear. Makes board meeting very boring!
Trout, Councellor Diana - Empathic councellor. Gives advise, and states the bleeding obvious. Loves Wilf.
Unprenouncable, Lt. - Ex communications officer since Captain Pilchard reorganised his settings to include Comms with Tactical. Is no longer a member of the crew, but comes along for the journey.
Wok, Mr. - Science officer, and from a race of Kitchen Utility look-a-likes. His face resembles a wok. His father is Spatular. Always takes a long time to say anything.
Woof, Lt. - Klanger security officer and main Communications reciever. Took command of his post after the tragic death of Yasha Tar at the hands of Armpits the oil slick. Grunts alot. Fights with Unprenoucable for control of communication.
Other things
Klangers: Warrior Race. Woof is one of them. Very proud, fierce, angry, nasty. Don't run into one in a dark alley.
Erol: Brother of Atad. Also created by Dr. Thong, but has chip in correctly. Talks backwards to annoy the crew.