What Han Solo can teach men:

Dump your cargo at the first sight of Imperial Cruisiers.

Always have a good blaster at your side.

Don't get cocky. Unless you're the Captain.

Always aim low.

Royal titles and beauty don't mean anything without
money.

Push her too far and she'll kiss her brother.

Don't expect moral support from a Wookiee.

If your old gambling buddy says "Don't worry", worry.

Always call your spaceship "baby".

Don't desert your friends.

If your droid ends up in pieces, ask questions.

Always pay your debts.

If your girl ends up captured by a giant slug, wearing
nothing but a bikini and chains, you'd best not be suffering
from temporary blindness, cause chances are she won't
dress like that again.

Chances are if a planet has been totally blown away, it
doesn't have any moons left, no matter how small.

Respect hokey religions.

If you happen to win a spaceship while gambling, take it
and run.

Avoid carbon freeze.

If a Princess says she loves you, the correct response is
NOT "I know."

There may be a lot of command ships, but if you have a pal
who's a bit mystical, pay attention.

If the ground is feeling spongy, think twice before shooting
it. And you really shouldn't shoot the ground anyway.

Don't leave your friends out in the cold.

Things generally smell worse on the inside.

Always clean up after yourself.