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Top Ten Reasons Luke Should Turn To The Dark Side:
by Liz Skywalker (lizskywalker@hotmail.com)

10) He would have gotten Mara first instead of Callista getting in the way. 

9) He looks much better in black.
     
8) He would have some good lines in the next movies.

7) There's no whining on the dark side.

6) He could whip those Trekkers (no offense meant to any trekkers, that would be 
hurting myself). 

5) Vader is a much cooler name than Skywalker. 

4) His lightsaber would be red instead of wimpy green. 

3) There is no 'certain point of view'. 

2) He wouldn't have to put up with silly little green Muppets. 

1) 2 words: No Ewoks.

-I mean no offense to any Trekkers, people who like the name Skywalker and 
Callista fans. I personally don't think Luke whines all that much, but I have 
been voted down time and time again, so here is documentation of my concession 
(ooh, big words!) Like the Harry/Luke top ten list, please no flames! And like 
it also, any more ideas, put in the review section and if I get enough, make an 
extended version.