THE MUMMY (1999)

Abolutely, positively NOT ONE LITTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS MOVIE WAS BEYOND HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even tell you how far beyond horrible that it was. If decent was the Sun....than this movie would be past fucking Pluto! And you know what made it so bad? Not the story...because that was decent. THE ACTING! Never before has such horrible acting EVER EVER EVER ruined a movie like this! I'm sorry to say the best actor in the movie was Brendan Fraiser! And he has the acting ability of schizophrenic orangatang! For those of you who know just how much I despise William Shatner and Star Trek....this is what I have to say: William Shatner would actually have made this movie bearable. And you have no idea just how much that takes for me to say. 1