26. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

27. Why do they report power outages on TV?

28. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

29. Is it possible to be totally partial?

30. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?

31. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

32. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

33. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

34. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

35. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

36. If you want to ship styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

37. Why are you reading these?

38. Why do deaf people have telephones?

39. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

40. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

41. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?

42. When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?

43. How did a fool and his money get together in the First place?

44. How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs?

45. If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

46. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

47. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

48. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

49. How do you know when it's time to tune up your bagpipes?

50. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?