Have you caught up with technology yet?

Signs that you haven't quite caught up with technology... :
1	You think Megabyte is a remake of Jaws
2	You can add in your head easier and faster than you can open up the calculator on the computer
3	You think the World Wide Web is a plotline from Spiderman
4	You think the Internet is a fisheries dispute in Canada
5	When someone says they're a Mac person you automatically think they are into sexual perversion
6	You think Bill Gates owns a rubber factory in Denver
7	You think that reformatting your drive is a golf lesson
8	When someone says "scuzzy drive" you automatically think of East Colfax
9	When someone tries to sell you a computer, you look at the price not the speed
10	You thought laptops were for sitting in