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| "Ah-hah! But you cannot claim to be a swashbuckler if you do NOT kick them off the stairs when you slay them, my friend!" |
| "Uh -- Nice sabretooth kitty..." |
| "You're carrying how much cinnabryl?" |
| "Um - how big a bribe do you think the church will want to perform a resurrection?" |
| "I think its safe to say that sniffing orcs is bad for your elf." |
| "Watch the barmaid - I don't trust humans with bigger muscles than me" |
| "Battle plan?" |
| "Congratulations! You've just been promoted to be the Party Scout." |
| "Orcs in black platemail? I don't see what's so scary about that..!" |
| "This is all your fault - if you'd followed my plan we wouldn't have been captured..." |
| "A big skeleton with four arms you say? I'll jump down on it - how hard can it be?" |
| "I don't care how beat up we are - I want my sword back, and we're not leaving until I've found it." |
| "Hey didn't someone say a necromancer used to live here?" |
| "I'll send my sabretooth tiger out to play with the sheep with strict instructions not to permanently damage anything" |
| "OK - I'll agree to betray the village. Have they paid up as promised? Good - I'll tuck the money away and splat their leader before using him to beat the others" |
| "NO! I want to burn something! We can't just leave all that oil to go to waste!" |