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| As time goes by, everything needs an upgrade of some description. Our researchers were intrigued to find that the (in)famous road-traversing bipedal foul (a chicken to thee and me - DOH!) is no exception. The following flavours of chicken are therefore presented for your delectation... | |
| Question: How does a chicken cross the road..? | |
| NT Chicken | Will cross the road in June, no, August. September for sure... |
| OS/2 Chicken | Crossed the road in style several years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. |
| Microsoft(TM) Chicken | Its already on both sides of the road. Oh, and by the way, its just bought the road. |
| Java Chicken | If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side - these are, of course, chicklets. |
| Mac Chicken | Not to be confused with fast food (phew, ducked the writ on that one): No good chicken would want to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to. |
| Newton Chicken | It can't cluck, can't fly and can't lay eggs - but you can carry it across the road in your pocket. |