Canto: If I Had $67 Million Dollars... Dramatis Personae: Brt_Princess - The Goddess Govynda Kisaki_Reythe - Reythe the Great KAOS_Lord - Kaos Overview: What would Reythe, Vyn, and Kaos do if they won the Lottery? [21:58] $67 million?! the lotto is that high? [21:58] Yep [21:58] yeah [21:58] mom had me pick numberes [21:58] numbers [21:58] There are some unlucky people in this state, no? [21:59] wow, what to do with $67 mil..... [21:59] buy NASA [21:59] have an outing to mars [22:00] Yes, and finally get control of some power so when can finally do something that are pansey ass government has failed to do [22:00] buy washington! [22:00] like nuking Saddam? [22:00] Like maybe assassinate Hussein once and for all [22:00] Exactly [22:00] ....not again..........stupid same time thingy [22:00] I say let Maat sort them out [22:02] yes [22:02] wait....go to mars, then nuke people [22:03] that would be good [22:04] yes, who shall we bring on this mission? [22:04] or just make the general populus go quite insane by making them listen to that stuff Kristen and Melinda are listening to non stop for about 3 months [22:04] then the impalings start... [22:05] Oh how about we finally create a bomb that can carry the only air-contagious Ebola Virus to explode in mid-air over a country? [22:06] how about just something as simple as super-concentrated mustard gas? that works just as well [22:06] but faster! [22:07] but if we kill everyone we won't have slaves when we gat back [22:07] ok, we'll kill of a few continents, and keep one or two [22:08] Make everyone suffer under an unbearable heat then release the Mustard gas, because it attacks any moist areas [22:08] one or two ENGLISH SPEAKING continents.... [22:08] ok [22:08] KAOS_Lord chuckles [22:08] That would be good [22:09] we'll do away with Asia, Africa, Australia, and South America [22:09] Australia? [22:09] won't Coren be upset? [22:09] yeah [22:09] No, not Australia [22:09] he'll get over it [22:10] I like the Land Down Under [22:10] you would [22:10] but Australia speaks English [22:10] badly [22:10] better than Canada, but we're sparing THAT [22:10] So does England [22:11] And they orginated the damn language [22:11] yeah, but England is only 1 country in Eurrope [22:11] and we're keeping europe [22:11] because it's so close to USA [22:11] Damn, and I hate thos pompous bastards [22:12] we could keep Australia for a prison colony [22:12] wasn't that it's original use? [22:12] yep [22:13] it was a great idea too. virtually no escape but flight [22:13] and boat [22:13] Australians are decendants from criminals [22:13] yes, what went wrong? [22:13] EVERYONE are descendants from criminals [22:14] They saw that the real criminals were us and decided we where insane and ignored us. [22:14] remember....Georgia (USA) was also a prison colony [22:15] yes, i do [22:15] err were [22:16] okay, people. what are we nuking and keeping again? [22:16] ok, we are keeping the US, England, and Australia. The rest is to be bombed [22:17] agreed [22:17] Alright, works for me [22:17] now where shal we reside? [22:17] now, who shall we bring on the shuttle with us? [22:17] shall [22:17] Me please [22:18] she said 'us', Kaos [22:18] Oh, ok, [22:18] KAOS_Lord wipes his forhead [22:18] Let's see: Rey, Vyn, Kaos, Coren, and Rain. [22:19] Works for me [22:19] anyone else? [22:19] name anyone [22:20] Since we are keeping US, I am good to go [22:20] considering i hate all my friends that aren't on the list so far....... [22:20] well, we'll each need a mate. I've got Coren. Who will use guys take? it can be anyone [22:20] I will take a girl I know from Ohio [22:21] i call Antonio Banderas [22:21] though we may have to drug him [22:21] ok, so it goes: [22:21] Rey-Coren [22:21] Vyn-Antonio [22:21] Kaos-Ohio girl [22:21] Alright [22:21] Rain- ? [22:22] actually....AB as Vampire Armand [22:22] so Vyn-Armand [22:22] Rain can remain celebate......you know, poetic justice [22:22] but who will Rain take? this needs to be decided now [22:23] hey....good idea! [22:23] Oh I know, Megan!!! [22:23] KAOS_Lord laughs [22:23] no, he would reunite with her [22:23] no, Megan would be killed shortly before take off [22:23] ok [22:24] she shall be discreetly hit with a pillow case that has a door knob in it [22:24] door knob? try bricks [22:25] KAOS_Lord laughs [22:25] that might rip the pillow case [22:25] we'll double-case them [22:25] how about we just tie her up on the launch pad to the shuttle? [22:25] when it launches she'll be flsh fried! [22:25] flash [22:26] sure [22:26] in fact, we tie up all the people we hate and put them on the launch pad! [22:26] is there enough room [22:26] ? [22:27] we'll keep the list limited [22:27] Well I was hoping I could torture the people I hate first [22:27] remember, as soon as we get back, we'll enslave them [22:28] agreed [22:28] Alright [22:28] so what have we got so far? [22:30] wait.......who's buying the ticket?!?!?! [22:30] just think, first they will be suffocated by exhaust fumes....with their last fleeting moment of life their cornea's will be blinded from the light then they will feel a split second of agonizing heat! [22:30] we will with the $67 mil [22:30] no....who's buying the Lotto ticket?!? [22:30] there's 30 minutes left! [22:31] now, how do we take out the military of America, England, and Australia [22:31] ? [22:31] "hey guys! war in Africa!" [22:32] but one naval officer shall be on the shuttle with us.....and jettisoned into space immediately [22:32] maybe we can have a virus that knocks out a missile's guidence system [22:32] i want to watch him struggle....heheheheh.... [22:33] yes [22:34] gasping fo air, tissues dwindling, final look of horror as his brain collapses upon itsef from the strain...... [22:34] fir [22:34] blood boiling.... [22:35] eyes bulging [22:35] attempting to scream [22:36] until he is but a bloated body floating in the darkness [22:36] .....that will collide with the sun [22:36] KAOS_Lord sits down [22:36] lovely [22:36] oh so lovely [22:37] we'll have to bring a camera to capture that [22:37] Interesting, very interesting [22:37] how so Kaos? [22:38] yes, how so [22:38] It just is [22:38] I like it [22:39] it's perfect...... [22:39] and it makes me happy [22:39] Brat_Princess runs off and gets her Radiohead CD [22:39] we will each ave our loved ones and be ruling the earth [22:39] Woo-hoo!! [22:40] Wait......i don't NEED a mate! Vampires cannot procreate like humans! [22:40] well, go you. [22:41] so taht's one less person. [22:41] wait...i DO need a food source [22:41] any suggestions? [22:41] i'll stick with the old-fashoned method [22:41] Depends on where you read. I have read in some books that Vamps can, it is just a whole of a lot harder [22:41] i suggest miggy [22:42] but i want to watch him die! [22:42] well, i could drain him to near death every night [22:42] just like the parasite off of superman! [22:42] i'm not a procreating vamp [22:42] Oh got ya [22:43] okay, so i will take miggy as my dfood source [22:44] then it's settled [22:44] ...but he shall be with us un castratum [22:44] LoL [22:44] lol [22:45] serves him right [22:46] what shall be our first law to be placed when we return? [22:46] 1. Everything that we say goes [22:46] Law #1: DON'T UNDERMINE OUR AUTHORITY [22:47] #2: We are exempt from every law written here [22:47] Rule #2: Read rule #1 [22:47] Rule #, NO POOFDAS! (oh, sorry....that's the Bruce's Faculty Rules effective only in Australia) [22:47] #3 [22:48] speaking of Bruces, shall i bring my Python CD? [22:48] yes [22:48] i mean to the party [22:48] and Kula Shaker as well? [22:49] yes [22:49] gotcha [22:50] what will do first when we get back? [22:50] Establish a place to reign from [22:50] ok [22:50] Divide up land between each other [22:50] And build our places of rule [22:51] i suggest we take the Taj Mahal [22:51] i guess i'll take england [22:51] i want the US [22:51] i thought we were destroying Asia, Rey [22:51] i guess i get australia [22:51] we kill the people, but the places remain [22:51] Rain gets Antarctica [22:51] So what is left? [22:51] LoL [22:52] Hehehehe [22:52] how fitting [22:52] take that back...i get the UNITED KINGDOM (england, scotland, ireland, and wales) [22:52] you get Europe Vynda [22:52] but i don't like France! [22:52] or Italy! [22:52] So give it to Ransom [22:52] you can make france the prison [22:53] no! he gets Antarctica [22:53] or a garbage dump [22:53] how bout i turn france into a theme park? [22:53] But does it really matter anyways? [22:53] Euro-Hell [22:53] ok [22:53] ROTFL [22:53] I assume we will all be visiting each other, no [22:53] ? [22:54] yes we will hold monthly or weekly meetings [22:54] at Taj Mahal [22:54] Why the Taj? [22:54] i thought the Taj Mahal was a mausoleum [22:54] i like the Taj [22:54] yeah, but we can get some interior decorators in there [22:54] It is Brat [22:55] No thanks [22:55] but i don't want to disturb the dead [22:55] I respect the dead [22:55] afraid of death, Kaos? [22:55] there's a difference between respect and fear, Rey. [22:55] No, respect and fear are two different things [22:55] eh [22:55] Thank you Vyn [22:55] fine, where will we meet? [22:56] no, Thank You, Kaos [22:56] No, no, no, Thank you Vyn [22:56] no, i insist. the thanks goes to you, Kaos [22:56] Stonehenge [22:56] No, really, my thanks should be going to you. [22:57] please, Kaos. accept the thanks. they were intended for you. [22:57] Rain might try to deface the stones though [22:57] Alright, you are welcome [22:57] he touches MY stones and he goes back to Antarctica [22:57] and you are welcome as well [22:58] well, my first decree in Australia will be to get rid of all Australian tv companies. They stink! I'll get satellite hook up to american channels [22:59] why not hold the rendezvous in a remote cabin in British Columbia? [22:59] ABC, CBS, FOX, WB, and NBC [22:59] My first in Britain will be to get rid of the food.....Bubblle and Squeak? Toad-in-the-Hole? Brain and Kidney Pie? NO WAY [22:59] I'll hook you up Reythe with a good price on the companies, ok? [23:00] thanks Kaos! [23:00] No problem [23:00] don't forget TOON, E!, SCIFI, and COMCENTRAL [23:00] It would be my pleasure [23:00] i won't [23:00] Oh I would never forget those, I let those go for free [23:00] need anything Aussie guys? [23:00] Because they are a must [23:01] yeah....COFFEE.... [23:01] BEER? [23:01] Not at the moment, I am pretty happy where I am [23:01] no, COFFEE. [23:01] BEER [23:01] C-O-F-F-E-E [23:01] B-E-E-R [23:01] that kills me every time.... [23:01] B-O-T-H [23:02] actually, next decree: I banish all alcoholic products from my continent [23:02] what does that one guy call the frogs? [23:02] WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [23:02] even margaritas? [23:02] i hate alcohol and won't stand for it. [23:02] and pina coladas? [23:02] and sangria?????? [23:02] That and tabacco products [23:02] Why would you do such a thing [23:03] yes, even those [23:03] they'll have to be virgin [23:03] And Strawberry Daquries? [23:03] tobacco, i agree, but not all the good stuff! [23:03] Virgin Strawberry Daquries [23:03] and drugs [23:03] WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!?!? [23:03] oh yes. no drugs. [23:03] anyone caught in possesion of these iems will be sentenced to death [23:04] items [23:04] Nothing wrong with a good Cuban cigar and a good stiff drink, which reminds me that I claim Cuba as part of the US [23:04] that's it.......we do not hold meetings in Australia [23:04] Really [23:04] I must agree with VYN [23:05] i do not agree on getting shitfaced, but a good drink now and then is quite acceptable [23:05] i didn't say you had to [23:05] Amen [23:05] that's fine in your country [23:05] but you may keep your blue laws reythe [23:05] There is nothing with a pipe for it is rather calming [23:05] and i'm renaming it [23:05] i see why you're doing it [23:05] poor Cor, he will probably never have a good drink [23:06] Coren doesn't drink [23:06] Yes I know, I know [23:06] besides...who said WE had to follow the guidlines? [23:06] Oh, I see. [23:06] we are the dictators [23:06] i refuse to drink anything alcoholic except sangria, daquiries, coladas, and the like [23:07] i can't stand beer [23:07] Australias shall now be know as "Simpsonia" [23:08] nice name [23:08] thanks, i just thought of it [23:08] For me in my country, it will be the survival of the fittest, only the strong will live and the weak will die. All who are weak, except for older people, they will go to a community made for them where they will live the rest of their lives in splendor, will be shipped to an unknown island to fend for themselves. It is harsh but so is life [23:09] Will you two change your names as well? [23:09] i'm changing mine to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Empire. [23:10] Cool [23:10] Rey? [23:10] LoL, i love it! [23:10] yes? [23:10] What about you? [23:10] what? [23:10] Will you change your name as well? [23:10] it's Simpsonia, Kaos [23:10] Australia shall now be know as "Simpsonia" [23:10] i said that [23:10] What I meant was YOUR name [23:11] Or will you take the name of your country [23:11] we can call mine Pepperland for short [23:11] what? [23:11] i'm keeping the name Govynda [23:11] Ok [23:11] I am Reythe. It will be Reythe and Coren [23:11] i need no last name [23:11] Alright [23:11] yep, no last name [23:12] Well I must go for I have a book calling my name [23:12] KAOS_Lord bows [23:12] Goodnight to you both [23:12] you can fix that, you know [23:12] night! [23:12] goodnight, Kaos. may flights of devils wing you to your rest. [23:12] WAIT! [23:12] What?!?!?!? [23:12] bad news! the lotto is over! [23:12] yeah. [23:12] Damn!!! [23:12] we don't have our millions! [23:13] Oh well [23:13] Kisaki_Reythe cries [23:13] it was a nice dream though [23:13] I will win the Powerball and win over 200 million [23:13] Bye! [23:13] it was, it really was [23:13] bye [23:13] KAOS_Lord [~a@proxy2.talkcity.com] has left #HellForge [23:13] bye! [23:13] well, i gotta go too [23:13] shall we call this a night? [23:13] well, that was certainly enjoyable, wasn't it, Brak? [23:13] sure. [23:13] NIGHT! [23:14] NIGHT [23:14] Kisaki_Reythe [~im_not_here@proxy2.talkcity.com] has left #HellForge [23:14] *** Disconnected *** *** Log file closed: 2/6/99 11:14:11 PM