Welcome to Starfly's News Service, SNS, your source for the news that I think is interesting!
RETURN OF THE WHITE WIZARD
- In his never ending pursuit to ruin ttthe Lord of the Rings trilogy (like with killing Haldir in the last movie and removing the Ent help of Helm's Deep), Peter Jackson has cut all of Saruman's scenes in the final installment of the LOTR trilogy. Even before this, he removed the final pieces of the great story, the Battle for the Shire. Who doesn't want to see hobbits kicking some Orc butt? But there still remains hope! The move by Jackson is creating serious outcry in the fandom of LOTR. A petition has been created (which you can sign at
www.petitiononline.com), and has gained 10,000 votes already. In addition to the petition (wow, I'm a poet and I know it), Christopher Lee (Saruman) is boycotting the world red carpet premiere of the movie for this evil. Hopefully Jackass...err, JackSON will get his act together and put a decent amount of Saruman in. And if you haven't signed the petition, do it. If you have, do it again!
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Mickey Needs a Walker
- Today, Mickey Mouse is 75 years old. Thhis is a great accomplishment for a mouse, since most don't live longer than a decade. Hey, you eat that much cheese and see how you fair. To celebrate his birthday, Mickey will finally kick the football...err...wrong cartoon character. Mickey will probably just sit at home, in his huge mansion. Have a bit of champagne, a few close friends...and then they'll kill Michael Eisner.
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White Trash Accessories
- Well, it seems Pamela Anderson Lee Rooock or whatever her name is this week, is starting her own clothing line. The new line will include t-shirts, jeans, jewelry and perfume. Pam Anderson also wants these clothes to be widely available and affordable for all. Hey kids! Now you can look and smell like white trash, just like Pam Anderson! Starfly's Planet looks forward to seeing these clothes on the discount rack at K-mart.
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Okay, not a lot going on in the world today. Maybe next week will be more entertaining. Until then...this is the Starfly.
