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- Today Starfly's News Service has openned its Cyber-doors to bring you the "best" in anything I consder to be entertaining, important, or just all around neat. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

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Steven Richards Injury
- "Dancin" Stevie Richards was unable ttooo appear at the Insurrextion PPV for WWE because of a neck flareup. Expect him to be relagated to Rodney Mack's "White Boy Challenge."

Source - 411mania via ProWrestling Torch Newsletter

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Tragic Trailer Trash
- Kid Rock and Pam Anderson seem to be bbbroken up. When told to the world's most easily surprised man, he was commented as saying "Eh." Poor white trash teenagers across America weep as Kid Rock was a dream for all them...to date a woman with all her teeth.

Source - 411mania via Haberman, Lia "Party's Over for Kid and Pam?" eonline.com 19 June 2003

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Batman 5 Looks to Be a Flop
- Currently their is a small battle breewwwing over the role of Batman for the next in the series. One would think after having George Clooney play Batman, that they'd hit the bottom of the barrel for their Batman choices. It appears they have surprised us all and gone one lower, though they have a hope for making a Batman that will not suck. Warner Bros. movie studio is pushing to have That 70's Show resident village idiot, Ashton Kutcher, to play the legendary Batman. This would denote Warner Bros has no clue who Ashton Kutcher is, but merely think his name is moderatley recognizable. The director of the next Batman feature, Chris Nolan(Memento), is pushing for Guy Pearce(Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Time Machine) to play the Dark Knight. No offense to Ashton Kutcher, but the role is not comedic. Comedy actors trying to play serious roles do not work (See: Jim Carrey). Let's hope the studio loses for a change and Guy Pearce plays Batman. He's at least the better of the two choices. I will not hold my breath, so Batman 5 will probably go on to turn the Batman movie franchise from pile of cow flop into flaming (not counting the Bat-Nipples) pile of cow dung. I can already see the rats evacuating the studio on this one.

Source - 411mania via E! Online

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Harry Potter 5 Looks to not be a Flop
- Harry Potter: Order of the Pheonix, aannnd we're not talking about a chicken special, has sold over 5 million copies in one day. This is what, in technical terms, is called "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn." I've read the others, they're good, but not 5 mil good. Of course...I am 20 years old... So maybe little kids like pretty words. Expect Harry to get plastic surgery to get that stupid scar removed, and some dental surgery to fix his teeth (he is British after all).

Source - Fox News

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Well, this is the first news update for me. Its not the best probably, but as I go along there will be more...and maybe even pictures. Whoo, I'd better slow down or I'll just be too fancied up for everyone.