As long as I can remember, I have always hated sand. Apparently when I was a kid, I didn't like the beach. It wasn't the ocean or the sound of the waves that bothered me. It was the sand. Several of my relatives told me that I always said the beach was too "dirty." Yes the beach is dirty. I hate sand with a passion. It gets hot in the summer not to mention it gets everywhere. The way that sand grinds into my skin irritates me to no end. When I go to the beach, I stay in the water. I have to time it right when I get out of the water. If I don't get out the waves will crash and blow sand up my shorts, all over my crotch and in my ass crack. I then must return to the water to rinse all that shit off of me. I hate putting sandals on with sand on my feet. It is painful. Fuck sand. I hate it so much. Damn I hate that shit.
