MARGE SIMPSON

  Marge is the putty that just barely holds the Simpson family together
week after
  week. By sensibly drawing the line at such frivolous expenses as an
electric
  garage door opener and changes of clothing for her children, Marge
manages to
  stretch Homer's modest salary to cover the tremendous costs incurred by
a family
  of the '90's: Homer's beer and donut supply, and such necessary
expenses as his
  recent day trip to India to meet the owner of the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.

  However, Marge doesn't just bake cookies and stand by her man. She has
been
  on both sides of the "thin blue line." Not only has she served on
Springfield's
  police department for a short while, but with her freewheeling neighbor
Ruth
  Powers, she has gone on a high-speed consciousness-raising adventure,
even
  outwitting and outrunning Police Chief Wiggum himself. She has also
starred in
  "Oh, Streetcar!," a musical adaptation of "A Streetcar Named Desire,"
worked at
  the local nuclear power plant alongside her husband. Before leaving
that job,
  Marge bravely accused plant owner Montgomery Burns of sexual
harassment.
  Unfortunately, Marge's attorney, Lionel Hutz, threw in the towel when
he saw
  that Mr. Burns' lawyers owned suits with matching jackets and pants.

  Marge's one extravagance is having her tall blue hair done twice a day.
Her hair
  does come in handy, however, as it enables the Simpsons to locate one
another
  easily when they visit an amusement park or zoo.

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