THIS IS LISA'S PAGE!!!!!

Lisa Simpson;

Neglected, politically correct prodigy

 For: Pony rights, Vegetarianism,
  The Corey Hotline, Longer school
  days

  Against: Meat, Universal Injustice,
  Malibu Stacey, Whacking Day,
  Laramie Cigarettes

  Mentor: The late Bleeding Gums
  Murphy

LISA SIMPSON

Lisa Simpson takes after both her parents: she has Marge's common
sense, hard
  work ethic and sympathy for others; she has Homer's last name. Lisa's
enormous
  intelligence and moral authority place her in a unique position in the
SImpson
  family -- and, for that matter, Springfield at large.

  Each parents' night at Springfield Elementary, Homer and Marge fight to
meet
  with Lisa's teachers rather than Bart's on the theory that being
offered a tin of
  cookies as thanks is less "upsetting" and "costly" than reviewing
quarterly
  property damage assessments for melted playground equipment. This
second
  grader also plays the saxophone with the virtuosity, if not stubble, of
Springfield's
  late blues great, Bleeding Gums Murphy.

  For the record, Lisa says she watches TV only for "The MacNeil-Lehrer
Report"
  -- particularly since it expanded to one hour -- and any Masterpiece
Theatre
  serialization of wordy British novels. In truth, however, she is always
willing to
  interrupt a piercing MacNeil-Lehrer roundtable whenever her beloved
"Itchy and
  Scratchy" cartoons are on TV. Her deep love for cartoon characters
proves that,
  no matter how precocious she may be, Lisa is still a Simpson.

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