THIS IS HOMER'S PAGE!!!!!

Homer Simpson;

Befuddled nuclear inspector


  As safety inspector in sector 7G at the
  Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,
  Homer's main responsibilities include
  Snack Machine Monitoring, Clock
  Watching, Inner-Eyelid Study and
  Pastry Malfunction Prevention. As
  doting father for his family, Homer's
  main responsibilities include Couch
  Patrol, Underwear Distribution and
  Carpet Debris Production.

HOMER SIMPSON

  A devoted husband, Homer leaves his wife with few complaints. When
pressed
  however, Marge did once acknowledge to a marriage counselor that Homer
  "forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays (both religious and
secular), chews with
  his mouth open, hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes, blows
his nose
  in the towels and puts them back in the middle, and scratches himself
with his
  keys." Despite these few foibles, Homer loves his family, and he'll do
just about
  anything to prove it -- even if that means making himself look foolish.

  Homer works at Springfield's nuclear power plant as a safety inspector,
a job he
  secured after passing the specialized training course on his third
attempt. Once
  during a strike, Homer's critical functions could be filled only by a
brick placed on
  a lever. Homer was also voted Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Toxic
Waste
  Handler of the Month in October of 1990.

  Homer's favorite book and/or pamphlet is "So, You've Decided to Steal
Cable,"
  which also happens to be the most recent book and/or pamphlet he has
read.
  When he's not reading, Homer enjoys drinking beer, at home or in a bar.
His
  favorite haunts include Moe's Tavern, Greasy Joe's Bar-B-Q Pit, Gulp
'N' Blow,
  and The Frying Dutchman, which he almost put out of business on its
"All You
  Can Eat Night." Since then, Homer's picture has hung in the restaurant,
where
  he's known as "Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake."

  Sometimes frustrated at being fat and bald, Homer enjoys flashbacks now
and
  again, which show him fat with a full head of hair. Two things, though,
always
  remain constant for Homer, no matter what happens to him: his
happy-go-lucky
  nature and his love for Marge and his kids.


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