Surfer's Comments......

Being such a renowned site and all, we have the great pleasure of sharing what you (the lovely unsuspecting net surfer) have to say about us....

MIB: We would like to offer our protection services to you against those megalomaniacs directors at the Fox Network. If they threaten you in any legal type kinda sorta way, we'll be happy to exterminate them. (we have killer squirrels for that purpose, but if your services are free, by all means go ahead. note: we do love fox for bringing us our weekly dose of the x-files. without it I would spend that time doing something relevant )

Pope: I would like to thank you for keeping me amused while I had my appendectomy. I was happily recuperating in hospital with my laptop and your outrageous site. I'll put in a good word for you with the head honcho, aka God. (why thank you. Could we get a condo in Santa Monica too?)

Squishy Fish Boy: I did like your site but I must admit I found it kinda boring. (we later discovered that SFB (i can't wait to hear the story behind that name!) had given up watching the x-files after midway through season 3. need we say more?)

Pinky & The Brain: We are appalled to see you have plagerised my idea of taking over the world. We demand that you percocius conglomerate of rift raft terminate this site post haste. If you fail to do so we will be force to wipe you out with our photon rays. *sigh* Pinky says: Narf. (no)

Scare Bear: And what exactly is the point of this site? (*sigh* what do you do with non phile friends)

Gummi Bear Leader: On behalf of the Gummi Legion, we would like to applaud you on a highly creative and gummish site. For which we have awarded you the Gummi Bear Sculpture and a grant of unlimited gummis so you may pursue your quest of dominating the world. May you continue to be warped, sick and twisted. (as you wish, please be honoured to know you are in our hall of worship with Kouta and Duchovny. Hey! Don't forget chocolate and Carter!)

My Mother: You have spent all day doing this, writing tests based on the X-Files? (when you have the choice between this and calculus I think you see my reasoning)

Anon: You are a sad lot and must I say need to seek profession help. I am making an appointment for how ever many there are of you to my psychiatrist. Free of charge. (there are 3 of us and please leave your address in the mail, we will thank you when there are no witnesses around)

Scare bear: I thought the dancing smartie was a dancing skittle (at least she appreciates the joy of the dancing sweet, unlike other people I know)