All about us!!

All about us!!!

Okay. The serious stuff
Us - Lisa and Bek (duh!)
Where in the world are we?? - Australia, home of the kangaroo and Vegemite (it isn't that bad!)
What do we do?? - Students in Year 12 (scary stuff!) - Whoa! Update . . . well since we both got such brilliant marks which just indicate our sheer genius we have both progressed to uni . . Lisa doing Medical Science at the University of Technology Sydney and Bek doing Physiotherapy at the University of Sydney
What do we look like? - Use you imaginations!!
Favourite X-Files Episodes
Lisa - Small Potatoes, War of the Coprophages, Syzygy, Duane Barry/Ascension/One Breath, Eve, Humbug, All the season finales, Clyde Bruckmans Final Repose, Jose Chungs 'From Outer Space', The Field Where I Died, Home, Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man, Tunguska/Terma (sorry, I couldn't narrow it down any further)
Bek - Host, Ice, Eve, Anazazi, The Blessing Way, Paper Clip, Clyde Bruckman's final Repose, Home, Paper Hearts, (and a whole heap others - I can't remember all their Names)
Future Career
Medical researcher, working with level 4 viruses (like ebola!!), finding the cure for cancer and becoming rich and famous!
Vet, Physiotherapist or Chemical Engineer - When you find that a rather large chunk of Russia has disappeared that means my chemical bomb test didn't go according to plan.
Other Activities
Playing the flute and oboe, reading, watching the X-files, annoying bec with pointless emails, ruling a micronation as queen and supreme ruler, sending people electronic snowballs!!
Rollerblading, Reading, Watching waaaay too many sports, going to sporting games, and organising my school notes into piles and than shoving them back into one pile.
Siblings - Yes. Sister. Oh, and a host of honorary siblings whom my mother has adopted. *Sigh* Big brother
Pets - 2 Cats - correction, now only one :( Our old cat died so now we are left with just Nala . . . (definitely NO DOGS!) But the other day the cat that went missing 2 years ago suddenly showed up again, so now we are a double cat family again. 2 puppies and 4 fish (formerly 6). And new dog - oscar!!
Music - I play lots, I listen to pretty much anything Savage Garden, Janet, Boyz II Men, Alanis, Jewel, and others, I can't write them all down
Sport - Not if I can help it! Yeah - like I play any, but boy I can watch AFL, Rugby League, Basketball, Iron man, Cricket, Triatholon all day......
TV shows - The X-Files (surprise surprise), ER, Friends, The Bill, Race around the World, Mad about You, Good news week, Third Rock from the Sun, Pinky and the Brain, anything with Marvin the Martian, Blackadder, South Park
ER, Friends, X-Men, Care Bears, Club Buggery, Good News Week, Fraiser and Seinfeld, The Footy Show. Friends - Here is a quick list of all of our friends so that they feel special. . . . (we promised!)

Firstly our bestest friend in the whole world Elizabeth (when are you getting that modem connected???? Its just not the same without you! Sob!)

Now the rest, in no particular order . . . .
Katrina, Cynthia, Peta, Caroline, Kerryn, Rick, Ratso, Caroline, Danielle, Eden, Tammie, Sorubi, Manpreet, Bobo (the third missing sibling), Brian, Katrina, Dane, Janine, Kylie, Eugene, Sam, Bruce, Paul & Luke!
And Kathryn!! I didn't mean to forget you - honest!!! Sorry!! You know how incompetent I am!! And our nysf friends get a mention as well - you can all thank us profusely later . . . . .
David, Tanielle, Julie, Anna (oh, I still have the one sacred Time Zone ticket - don't forget!!) and Sarah! Not to mention Cheesy (aka Zeke), Chris, Sal, Stuart, Jeff, Peter, Rohen, Kelly, Marian and Robert!!! And our buddies Rae and Joanne and lucky billets Raymond, Brett and Hsien!!!

And a huge hello to all you wonderful people we actually met during our two weeks in Canberra, we promise you will get a mention when we update this properly!!! But cope with this for now!
Now the fun stuff!!!!!!!
Lisa Bek Main goal in life To gain control of the known Universe, have a room filled with chocolate, own a gold flute and have an unlimited book voucher. Wear a labcoat and get to play with micropipettes! (gain a PhD in metaphorical, theoretical astro-physics at Cambridge University, learn how to spell and flip a coin) Own a house with no corners, marry Kouta (sporting type person), own a book store and rule the world in between. Grow my hair till I can sit on it (Build a giant gummi that I can drive through) Greatest Achievement Hosting a chocolate party, learning the first 20 elements off by heart (year 7 science was quite dull!) and providing constant amusement for my friends in science Inventing a new system of maths inolving pictures instead of pronumerals (knowing the atomic mass of chlorine, starting the diary thing) Passing 3 unit maths by 1.5 marks, stuffing 31 gummies in my mouth. Creating the stupidas files to make Cynthias life worthwhile What a talented child you are! Note: as of 30/9/97 the world record is now 35 gummies! Congratulations!! Most appropriate country for sending people into exile Swaziland, Khastan, Outer Mongolia, Siberia and the Congo Republic. Outer Mongolia, Ecuador, Dominican Republic What I wouldn't do for a million Eat a whales Eyeball, shave head, admit that I like physics or maths, spend 3 seconds alone with creepy guy Cut my hair, give up gummies, anything involving media and demeaning. Cheer for the Brisbane Broncos or Manly Take 4 unit maths! Secret desire Creating a mutated strain of ebola that only kills those I totally despise, to spread the good word of the dancing smartie, to hit as many people as possible with a snowball in email snowball fights Marry Kouta or Sam MacKinnon. Waxing off John Howards eyebrows The most useless piece of information I know Agar is made out of RED seaweed, polyhedra are also known as the Kepler-poisot regular solids. A abbatoir freezer temp is -13.5 degrees. Scud wore white jocks at the Starlight Cup in 1996 (I really don't want to know how you found that out!) My advice for people desperate to avoid study Create a household fire, run in with red paint all over you and yell its "raining blood out there!" try to count the carpet fibers in the carpet. Play on internet, getting on bus and riding entire circuit then repeat, making crank calls to Nigeria on least favourite relatives mobile phone IQ Waaaay to scared to find out. Hopefully in double digits. Depends on hair day Most despised TV Show Australia's Funniest Home Video Show. Anything related to sports, especially football - hairy guys running around on the field - not appealing. Cons Bewdiful Holiday Videos, anything that has 'funniest', 'dumbest' and 'weirdest' in the title. Anything that involves a home video The person I most hate in the whole entire world One Hip Wonder (name changed to protect the evil), Nerdy No Life People, Scary freaky sleazy creepy guy. Nerdy no life people. Entire Broncos football team, entire manly team, con the fruiter guy, Ray Gordon (from tigers basketball team), Stick boy Annoying habits Too sarcastic (most people just don't understand) too patronising to her little yet wonderful friend Bek. (how come I have the feeling that this will be deleted?) Can't make a decision, likes to flip beks calculator over and stuff it back in case wrong way up! Blackmailing, slob, lazy, fiddling with hair Accusing me of having too much control over the content of this web site (I don't change much of your stuff . . . . ) Indroducing me to people just so that she will have someone else to pick on me Ideal guy Blue eyed, hates football, happy to travel the world, no excessive body hair, must be a cat person and chocoholic, must adore the X-Files and Marvin the Martian (preferably no beer gut) Athlete!! ie. Kouta or MacKinnon, Andrew Jons. Sweet, deep voice, loves kids and beautiful smile Isn't named Dweezle Interesting colour to paint my wall Puce with Daffodil polka dots (you weird child you) Lavender (i'm sorry, that is not interesting. It is frightenly mundane!) Food that makes me throw up Guinea Pig served with Liver (I actually saw this on TV). Fish! (Hmm, according to this guinea pig won't make her throw up . . must test this theory one day . . ) Pepsi / Coke Coke - how could you like Pepsi? Although given the choice I would take an iced chocolate over either of them . . . mmmmmm . . . Coke - with all the caffeine and sugar possible (only you would add extra sugar to coke my dear . . ) Dogs vs Cats CATS!! Dogs slobber. Ugh! Dog - Puppy!!!! (just wait till it grows up to be a slobbery dog!) Food that I would turn down a date for Belgian Chocolate... (mmmmm) Note to all pending dates: bring Belgian Chocolates with you Gummies, lasagna and fettichini boscaiola Maths nemesis Locus - what is the point?! (you just made a really sad pun - even sadder that I worked it out) Sequences and series My favourite quote Just smile and Nod! - as in just pretend that they are sane (I tend to hear this one quite a bit! Note to David - this is Lisa's quote!) I can't cope, I don't understand (this one happens in science waaay too frequently) What am I going to do with you?? I'm not disturbed I'm mentally unbalanced. My brain is mushy. No I prefer to watch cartoons and mindlessly laugh. I can identify Kouta by his butt. Lisa is the bestest person in the whole wide world (She may have said this some time!) Ugliest guy I have ever met Creepy Sleazy freaky Creepy guy Stick boy - entire male population of my school Scariest experience With another chocoholic when we saw a box of whitmans samplers lying on the kitchen bench. We looked at each other and ran, only to find an empty box . . . . . . In the living room and heard my brother yell from my room "Oh my God she's hording gummies!!" then heard my gummi tin open Books I would like to burn *All* trashy romantic novels with pathetic helpless females who need to be saved by muscle bound dopey guys (although they provided a perfect theme for lizabeths suprise party!!) Harriet the spy Things I would want to protect from a nuclear holocaust My teddy bear, a HUGE box of belgian chocolates, all X-Files episode on tape, my flute, a dymocks book store and a rubics cube (I'll get the colours right one day!) Sacred Gummi, Ernie (stuffed toy) and my tape on the 'Magics road to victory' (NBL '96 Premiers) Favourite use for the internet EMAIL!!! Pointless letters from friends. And chatting to all my warped friends, I love you guys :) (and there are quite a few - you mean with no substance right??) Putting up home pages instead of studying and constant reloading of home pages (she does it sooooo well) Dullest person ever SFB - a friend of mine who while rather nice is intently boring. As Bek puts it you need to stab yourself with a fork to stay awake (quite right - either that or strangle someone with a cumberbundt to keep yourself amused) SFB (Sorry Squishy Fish Boy, we tried to make you interesting, at least you have a semi interesting nickname . . . ) Secret talent Writing bizarre "About Us" pages, able to inhale chocolate, can tell you the atomic mass of Chlorine (35.45) Identifying all of the Carlton players by their 'kicking style', guessing the end of movies Worst train destination As in real station??? Definitely Casula. Gives you an involuntary shudder every time you go past . . Casula Pitfalls of being short/tall Keep losing brain cells as I hit my head on stuff, never finding a long enough skirt and constantly looking down at short friends. (Not a direct insult to you Bek!) - (Righto, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Lisa!!!!!!! May you loose an inch or two) Walking around the corner and accidentally heatbutting someone in the kneecaps (Does it make me a bad person if I find that *incredibly* amusing??) The most disgusting situation on a bus This is so unfair! Bec made up this category simply because she had a story to tell, so where does that leave me?? With nothing to say! Hot summers day, crowded bus, big fat bloated guy in front lifts his arm to hold on to rail and has the 'worst' smell. Bus lurches and big fat bloated guy falls backwards . . . My favourite thing to do at 5am of Friday Start practicing flute (in third octave), make a chocolate castle decorated with milk chocolate drops, paint the dog next door puce Sychronising all alarm clocks to go off at 6.39 Most neglected holiday International Chocolate Appreciation Day Universal worship Lisa and send her cash, presents and rare Egyptian jewels day (date yet to be decided) International gummi appreciation day Car I would like to see discontinued Pope mobile Volvo and Minis Favourite room Bedroom - its full of amusing stuff. Mums (its clean) Optimum driving speed Under 20 (that way I can't hit anything) 60 km/hr (watch the elderly go ballistic!) Trivial thing that amuses me the most Bek's pacer that clicks (you can see it move!), the way everyone finds Ricky's hair amusing, most things Cynthia says, Elizabeth and her fuzzy hair, the fact that Bek's 4 and 8 button on her calculator wouldn't work The word simple on Ratso's T-shirt, Cynthias clicky pen, Cynthia (amusing child) and Rickys hair Best Trivial Pursuit question What is agar made of? ( I love that game!) Easy one (I suck as Trivial Pursuit) (Lets have a game sometime . . <evil smile>) Course I would like to see offered at uni World Domination in 3 easy steps Chocolate Appreciation (practical) How to blow up countries without being caught Celebrity I would like to blow up Jo-beth Taylor Tottie Goldsmith If I could kill one Daddo it would be You can tell them apart? Andrew (stupid TV specials) (But I thought you liked cane the wonder dog??)
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	Lisa	Bek
Main goal in life	To gain control of the known Universe, have a room filled with chocolate, own a gold flute and have an unlimited book voucher. Wear a labcoat and get to play with micropipettes! (gain a PhD in metaphorical, theoretical astro-physics at Cambridge University, learn how to spell and flip a coin)	Own a house with no corners, marry Kouta (sporting type person), own a book store and rule the world in between. Grow my hair till I can sit on it (Build a giant gummi that I can drive through)
Greatest Achievement	Hosting a chocolate party, learning the first 20 elements off by heart (year 7 science was quite dull!) and providing constant amusement for my friends in science Inventing a new system of maths inolving pictures instead of pronumerals (knowing the atomic mass of chlorine, starting the diary thing)	Passing 3 unit maths by 1.5 marks, stuffing 31 gummies in my mouth. Creating the stupidas files to make Cynthias life worthwhile What a talented child you are! Note: as of 30/9/97 the world record is now 35 gummies! Congratulations!!
Most appropriate country for sending people into exile	Swaziland, Khastan, Outer Mongolia, Siberia and the Congo Republic.	Outer Mongolia, Ecuador, Dominican Republic
What I wouldn't do for a million	Eat a whales Eyeball, shave head, admit that I like physics or maths, spend 3 seconds alone with creepy guy	Cut my hair, give up gummies, anything involving media and demeaning. Cheer for the Brisbane Broncos or Manly Take 4 unit maths!
Secret desire	Creating a mutated strain of ebola that only kills those I totally despise, to spread the good word of the dancing smartie, to hit as many people as possible with a snowball in email snowball fights	Marry Kouta or Sam MacKinnon. Waxing off John Howards eyebrows
The most useless piece of information I know	Agar is made out of RED seaweed, polyhedra are also known as the Kepler-poisot regular solids.	A abbatoir freezer temp is -13.5 degrees. Scud wore white jocks at the Starlight Cup in 1996 (I really don't want to know how you found that out!)
My advice for people desperate to avoid study	Create a household fire, run in with red paint all over you and yell its "raining blood out there!" try to count the carpet fibers in the carpet.	Play on internet, getting on bus and riding entire circuit then repeat, making crank calls to Nigeria on least favourite relatives mobile phone
IQ	Waaaay to scared to find out. Hopefully in double digits.	Depends on hair day
Most despised TV Show	Australia's Funniest Home Video Show. Anything related to sports, especially football - hairy guys running around on the field - not appealing.	Cons Bewdiful Holiday Videos, anything that has 'funniest', 'dumbest' and 'weirdest' in the title. Anything that involves a home video
The person I most hate in the whole entire world	One Hip Wonder (name changed to protect the evil), Nerdy No Life People, Scary freaky sleazy creepy guy.	Nerdy no life people. Entire Broncos football team, entire manly team, con the fruiter guy, Ray Gordon (from tigers basketball team), Stick boy
Annoying habits	Too sarcastic (most people just don't understand) too patronising to her little yet wonderful friend Bek. (how come I have the feeling that this will be deleted?) Can't make a decision, likes to flip beks calculator over and stuff it back in case wrong way up!	Blackmailing, slob, lazy, fiddling with hair Accusing me of having too much control over the content of this web site (I don't change much of your stuff . . . . ) Indroducing me to people just so that she will have someone else to pick on me
Ideal guy	Blue eyed, hates football, happy to travel the world, no excessive body hair, must be a cat person and chocoholic, must adore the X-Files and Marvin the Martian (preferably no beer gut)	Athlete!! ie. Kouta or MacKinnon, Andrew Jons. Sweet, deep voice, loves kids and beautiful smile Isn't named Dweezle
Interesting colour to paint my wall	Puce with Daffodil polka dots (you weird child you)	Lavender (i'm sorry, that is not interesting. It is frightenly mundane!)
Food that makes me throw up	Guinea Pig served with Liver (I actually saw this on TV).	Fish! (Hmm, according to this guinea pig won't make her throw up . . must test this theory one day . . )
Pepsi / Coke	Coke - how could you like Pepsi? Although given the choice I would take an iced chocolate over either of them . . . mmmmmm . . .	Coke - with all the caffeine and sugar possible (only you would add extra sugar to coke my dear . . )
Dogs vs Cats	CATS!! Dogs slobber. Ugh!	Dog - Puppy!!!! (just wait till it grows up to be a slobbery dog!)
Food that I would turn down a date for	Belgian Chocolate... (mmmmm) Note to all pending dates: bring Belgian Chocolates with you	Gummies, lasagna and fettichini boscaiola
Maths nemesis	Locus - what is the point?! (you just made a really sad pun - even sadder that I worked it out)	Sequences and series
My favourite quote	Just smile and Nod! - as in just pretend that they are sane (I tend to hear this one quite a bit! Note to David - this is Lisa's quote!) I can't cope, I don't understand (this one happens in science waaay too frequently) What am I going to do with you??	I'm not disturbed I'm mentally unbalanced. My brain is mushy. No I prefer to watch cartoons and mindlessly laugh. I can identify Kouta by his butt. Lisa is the bestest person in the whole wide world (She may have said this some time!)
Ugliest guy I have ever met	Creepy Sleazy freaky Creepy guy	Stick boy - entire male population of my school
Scariest experience	With another chocoholic when we saw a box of whitmans samplers lying on the kitchen bench. We looked at each other and ran, only to find an empty box . . . . . .	In the living room and heard my brother yell from my room "Oh my God she's hording gummies!!" then heard my gummi tin open
Books I would like to burn	All trashy romantic novels with pathetic helpless females who need to be saved by muscle bound dopey guys (although they provided a perfect theme for lizabeths suprise party!!)	Harriet the spy
Things I would want to protect from a nuclear holocaust	My teddy bear, a HUGE box of belgian chocolates, all X-Files episode on tape, my flute, a dymocks book store and a rubics cube (I'll get the colours right one day!)	Sacred Gummi, Ernie (stuffed toy) and my tape on the 'Magics road to victory' (NBL '96 Premiers)
Favourite use for the internet	EMAIL!!! Pointless letters from friends. And chatting to all my warped friends, I love you guys :) (and there are quite a few - you mean with no substance right??)	Putting up home pages instead of studying and constant reloading of home pages (she does it sooooo well)
Dullest person ever	SFB - a friend of mine who while rather nice is intently boring. As Bek puts it you need to stab yourself with a fork to stay awake (quite right - either that or strangle someone with a cumberbundt to keep yourself amused)	SFB (Sorry Squishy Fish Boy, we tried to make you interesting, at least you have a semi interesting nickname . . . )
Secret talent	Writing bizarre "About Us" pages, able to inhale chocolate, can tell you the atomic mass of Chlorine (35.45)	Identifying all of the Carlton players by their 'kicking style', guessing the end of movies
Worst train destination	As in real station??? Definitely Casula. Gives you an involuntary shudder every time you go past . .	Casula
Pitfalls of being short/tall	Keep losing brain cells as I hit my head on stuff, never finding a long enough skirt and constantly looking down at short friends. (Not a direct insult to you Bek!) - (Righto, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Lisa!!!!!!! May you loose an inch or two)	Walking around the corner and accidentally heatbutting someone in the kneecaps (Does it make me a bad person if I find that incredibly amusing??)
The most disgusting situation on a bus	This is so unfair! Bec made up this category simply because she had a story to tell, so where does that leave me?? With nothing to say!	Hot summers day, crowded bus, big fat bloated guy in front lifts his arm to hold on to rail and has the 'worst' smell. Bus lurches and big fat bloated guy falls backwards . . .
My favourite thing to do at 5am of Friday	Start practicing flute (in third octave), make a chocolate castle decorated with milk chocolate drops, paint the dog next door puce	Sychronising all alarm clocks to go off at 6.39
Most neglected holiday	International Chocolate Appreciation Day Universal worship Lisa and send her cash, presents and rare Egyptian jewels day (date yet to be decided)	International gummi appreciation day
Car I would like to see discontinued	Pope mobile	Volvo and Minis
Favourite room	Bedroom - its full of amusing stuff.	Mums (its clean)
Optimum driving speed	Under 20 (that way I can't hit anything)	60 km/hr (watch the elderly go ballistic!)
Trivial thing that amuses me the most	Bek's pacer that clicks (you can see it move!), the way everyone finds Ricky's hair amusing, most things Cynthia says, Elizabeth and her fuzzy hair, the fact that Bek's 4 and 8 button on her calculator wouldn't work	The word simple on Ratso's T-shirt, Cynthias clicky pen, Cynthia (amusing child) and Rickys hair
Best Trivial Pursuit question	What is agar made of? ( I love that game!)	Easy one (I suck as Trivial Pursuit) (Lets have a game sometime . . <evil smile>)
Course I would like to see offered at uni	World Domination in 3 easy steps Chocolate Appreciation (practical)	How to blow up countries without being caught
Celebrity I would like to blow up	Jo-beth Taylor	Tottie Goldsmith
If I could kill one Daddo it would be	You can tell them apart?	Andrew (stupid TV specials) (But I thought you liked cane the wonder dog??)