They are the few..the infamous, the power behind the cult. These gifted individuals have traversed the treacherous cult power ladder and now rule the cult with grips of steel. None but Brad and Angela would allow us to take photos, so most of the pictures below are artists impressions of these secretive puppeteers.

The Secret Master

True Name: ?

Pseudonyms: None

Age: ?

Rank: High Priest of the Octopus

Hobbies: Being enigmatic, eating fried food

Dislikes: Those that don't obey his every whim

Quote: I find your lack of faith disturbing.....

Notes: Reputed to be a master of Hermetic, Enochian, Dark, and possibly Wiccan magicks. Identity unknown, rumour claimed he is Crowley, Dee, Satan, Jesus, Elvis, the Easter Bunny, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, an Alien, and Bob Hope (Well...maybe that's a little far fetched).

Ċiken

True Name: Known to no-one but the Secret Master. Probably something long and uunpronounceable

Psuedomns: The Omnipresent

Age: Claims he's immortal. Looks about 19

Rank: Decon of the Octopus

Hobbies: Megalomania, random acts of evil, laughing maniacally

Dislikes: Do-gooders, people with no style, people with no wit.

Quote: "Now I will destroy you all!!! BWHAHAHAHAHaHaha...ha..ha.. ....I'm doing it again, arn't I?

Notes: Rumoured to be a demon that the Secret Master summoned and bound to human form. Always cheerful, especially when off-handedly commiting acts of cruelty.

Dante Marsh

True Name: Dante Marsh

Psuedomns: "That strange guy with the fruit baskets"

Age: 26

Rank: Assistant to the High Priest, and "Basket Master Supreme"

Hobbies: Making fruit baskets

Dislikes: Axos the Dark Rose (just don't ask), people who don't like fruit baskets

Quote: "And you get this hand-crafted fruit basket!"

Notes: Considered derranged by even the relaxed standards of the Cult, Dante is a master of infiltration, his method consisting of walking in, handing out fruit baskets to confuse people, and getting out with the info before anyone realises what the hell's going on. Common rumour states that the Secret Master looks apon Dante as an amusing pet, though other, whispered tales hint that Dante may actully be the Master himself............

Brad Landers

True Name: Bradley Daniel Landers

Psuedomns: Flad Ganders, Vlad Flanders, Nad Yanders (actually, we just made these up)

Age: 22

Rank: Cardinal of the Octopus

Hobbies: Playing lead gutair for his band "Oblivion"

Dislikes: Police, his slimy ex-manager

Quote: "F#ck'n Pigs!!!"

Notes: Brad has been everywhere. He just seems to turn up..... often at two places at once..

When not off gathering information and being generally unpleasant, Brad plays lead gutair in "Oblivion", an Industrial/Goth band of small fame, with one album "Dreams from a Stainless Steel Room".

Bob Watts

True Name: Robert Andrew Watts

Psudomns: "Big" Bob Watts

Age: ? (he swore at us when we asked...he looks pretty grizzled, and claims he was in 'nam)

Rank: General of the O.A.F (Octopus Armed Forces)

Hobbies: Guns, knives, explosives, martial arts, cuban cigars

Dislikes: Things that piss him off...and that's a lot of things....

Quote: "Yeah, yer mutha!"

Notes: Wanted in more countries than he can remember, the chain-cigar smoking, ass kicking "Big" Bob Watts is truly a fear inspiring sight. Covered in scars, this trigger happy sociopath has little grasp of military tactics, prefering to rely on overwhelming force. Bob Watts commands the growing militant wing of the Cult, which is armed with mostly ex-russian guns and artillery.

The Weaslemeister

True Name: Angela Danelle Johnson

Psuedonms: none but Weaslemeister

Rank: PreistessSuperior of the Octopus

Hobbies: Rodent psycology

Dislikes: Being known only by the title "Weaslemeister"

Quote: "You were expecting me to say somthing like 'Forward my oiled ermines of oblivion' ?"

Notes: A skilled scientist, Angela heads the Cult's bio-warfare division. Labled "Weaslemeister" by Aiken for her pet project, cyber-enhanced spy rodents. So far she has been unsucessful, but it may not be long before the world learns the might of a horde of greasy shaved weasles....

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