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Hi there. My name is Bart Colgate. I'm 22 years old and I currently live in Vancouver, Canada. Sculpting is my obsession. In fact, I hold a Fine Arts degree majoring in it. I've done several sculptures of my girlfriend fully naked (oh yeah!) and one of my P.E. teacher ('twas alright). I promise to show you the pictures (of the sculptures...) in the near future. My dad, Lomax, works in a pub located in the city, called "Huck's Hockey Club Pub", while my mom Sally works for the university. My older sister Beth partly owns a printing shop she helped establish with her friends Laura and Garth. My older brother Brad is in medicine school right now. I think he wants to concentrate on something called gastroenterology. It has something to do with ulcers. Billy, my younger brother, is in the second year, he's gonna be an engineer soon. My girlfriend Silvia Harris goes to a different school taking up Psychology, and sometimes she earns extra money from working for her dad's toy shop. I did help out often some months ago but I had to stop coz her dad thought I was just fooling around with his daughter. Silvy usually comes over on Sunday coz my mom invites her every time she cooks something special for dinner. But last week she had to decline coz she says she was getting kinda bulgy around the waist. You know, Silvy always freaks out about her weight. On one date we had to leave a restaurant prematurely coz she wouldn't get anything to eat, so I wouldn't get anything too. Eating in front of a starving date isn't that appetizing for me. Beth never misses Sunday dinner even if she lives about twenty miles from us. You see, she shares an apartment with her business partners. She and Garth are kinda on and off every now and then. Laura told me one time that Garth would sometimes sneak into Beth's room in the middle of the night. But that's none of my darn business (sure...). Mom is actually an excellent cook, so is my dad, but he's too busy for that since he spends most of the day in the garage checking on his vintage sportscar. He can only do that on Sundays. By the way, Lomax stands for Lorenzo Maxwell Colgate. I never thought about why none of us were named that way, you know, like John Kennedy Jr. is to his father. Perhaps I have to be thankful or else I'd have to go through the agony of teasing just because of my name. But I guess my parents did follow a pattern in naming us. Our names all began with a B. Beth's long name is Beth Helen Colgate, Brad's is Bradford, mine is Bartholomew while Billy's is just plain old Bill. On some occassions, people would ask me if we owned a toothpaste factory. I said no, of course. But if we did, I'd certainly be owning a whole art museum by now. Aside from sculpting, I like reading books, particularly on art, and I listen to Beethoven and Mozart. I also enjoy playing badminton and basketball with Billy, but only during the summer. Silvy likes to play too, but both Billy and I beat her every single time. Silvy's always been a good sport about it though. My biography goes way way back still, but I really should end it here until I think of new stuff to tell.

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