Past Pissings
This page contains past rants, well since I have created this page in March 2000 and not earlier like I should have, your idiot brain is missing out on some classic bashing! Sucks to be you!
You bunch of stinkin hooers:
Most women on the planet are shallow, THAT'S gotta be the end all about why I can not and (for the foreseeable future) WILL not get a date! I know full well what you all want. And I know full well that I can not give you any of those things! Sorry, go take your materialistic wants(you don't need a treasure of goods, sorry) and your want for a trophy on your arm somewhere else. Looking at me, you all know that I can never (and the ROCK means NEVER) Give any of those things to you. I will never be a Brad Pitt nor a Bill Gates. Looking at him you know his wife is there for the ka-ching. And From what I understand Mr. Pitt is dumb as a turnup! I am just a man who ekes through life, gets by with a little bit of leyway. But if you are looking for someone who can care for you on a grand emotional level, engage in a conversation for as long as you want, and think about you and your needs (occassionally, a materialistic need)before their own, then here I am. But if you just want pretty boys with tapioca for brains, then be my guest. I can find my own paradise somewheres else.

I don't know when....Wait Five minutes.....

I happen to live in Syracuse NY, a mid-sized city in the middle of the Empire state. And being the location of the state, we get four seasons, every year. But here is the problem: Every now and again, the four seasons will happen in one week, if not two days. What the hell is up with this? Yesterday, it was 77 degrees. Beautiful and sunny. Today, the high was only 54, and fell since midnight. This weekend, it will be colder. Why the hell does this monkey crap have to happen??? Look at Florida, it's usually 70 degrees and rainy. California, 70 and sunny. Here, it fluctuates like crazy. What the hell was mother nature thinking????

It's beginning to look a lot like?!!!????!!!
Yes kids, the Man wants your money! He has decided this year to make everyone forget about Halloween, forget about Thanksgiving and he is going for the jugular with GOD DAMN CHRI$TMA$! It's no secret I like to enjoy an afternoon at the mall, hell, who doesn't? And what do my wondering eyes do appear? Look, Chri$tma$ stuff! What. I can't wait until the DAY AFTER Thanksgiving to perpare for the holiday, I need to have reminders about it in the stores? What did the man decide, Ok, what if we moved the holiday season up to just before Halloween? BRILLIANT!!!! I don't have a problem with the way the holiday USED to be. It concerned good cheer, happiness, the birth of Christ and good friends. But little do you know that the holiday is not a commerial holiday. The ONE day in the year created in the past fifty years devoted to the almighty dollar! When I saw Chri$tma$, that's what it is nowadays! Who can I get at my store? What can I get them to buy? And If you think about it, Santa represents the Man! Here's why: we all want a little piece of the planet to ourselves. we want to buy things to make our lives easier. Well, fifty years ago, it was the dawn of consumerism. When the country was still a democratic society. And now, who is the symbol of the holiday, why a big round fat cat with all the goodies, and if you be good, he may just give you a little bit of his wealth!
October 2000-I don't have anything to rant about!
All I want is something to bitch about, nothing more! Something that royally pisses me off to no end! I guess all I can do is complain about how I have nothing to complain about! I mean for me, having nothing to gripe about really dusts my doilies! I like to think of myself as an angry young man, but I have nothing to be angry about right now! And that angers me a bit!It would be nice to read something in the newspaper or on the news and be absolutely miffed about it, but NOPE! I'm a bitter man without a reason right now! Maybe I'll have something next week or (month) depending on when it happens!

July 2000-People suck!
Is there anything wrong with society nowadays? I mean, is the nation, as a whole, losing their memory? Is everyone getting dumber and dumber? Case in point: Everyone knows I work in a restaurant (well if you don't you do now). Being an employee, I am required to run out and make deliveries when needed. No problem there, just take the food, go wherever, get the money, maybe a tip and you are done. Nope, not today! I had to run a delivery across the street and waited for ONE HOUR for the person to come down! What is up with that? According to the idiot who works our counter, they knew I was coming. But of course, proving my theory on stupidity, I had to wait and wait. Now I never said I was a genius, but I swear I am not stupid either. Why is it that morons think that about me just because of what I do? Sure, they get paid more than I do, but I can bet I am smarter than 10 or 20 of your best idiots combined! Everyday, I have to deal with someone's idiocy! I just want to go disgruntled and snap some necks, but if you know me, I won't! I'll just bitch and moan about it and that will be that! People are still idiots!

Februray 2000-OSCAR IDIOTS
This morning the Oscar Nominations came out and absent from all noms was the film "Man On The Moon". The story of Andy Kaufman, it was shut out in every category. The film's star, Jim Carrey, won a Golden Globe for his performance. The year before, he won a Golden Globe for his brilliant performance in "The Truman Show". Just because a man ONCE talked out of his ass, it means that he has been damned from ever being nominated for an Academy Award. I can't believe how blind the Academy is. Jack Nicholson gets nominated for "Hoffa", Kevin Costner gets nominated for playing Jim Garrison in "JFK". they don't have a problem with nominating fact based performances, But because it's Jim Carrey, you will never see him nominated! Ever!

May 2000-Kids now adays
I don't consider myself that old. Hell, 10 years ago, I was a sophomore in high school looking forward to spending the summer in the school's sanctioned driving class. But 10 years now is different then 10 years say 10 years ago. Everything has changed for the worse. If you got in a fight in 1990, it was mano a mano. Now, it's mano a 10 manos, and you better hope that none of the 10 is armed. 1990, you respected your parents...but were a little rebelllious. Now, no one seems to have heard of the word, and the parent had best not get in the child's way! How the hell did society go so far down in 10 years (actually less than that)? People want to blame violent films. It's not like they weren't around 10 years ago. Are kids smarter than they were 10 years ago? No, they just find out more things, like if they are punished, they can call 9-1-1 and report child abuse. When I was younger, I never even thought on calling the police, rather my grandmother always threatened to call when I misbehaved. Kids think they are grown up now at 10 even! Who the hell makes them think that? You see it on the damn talk shows! Every week, at least one has the bad teen on the show. They swear!(gasp) They smoke!(UHH!) They have sex!(gasp again!) Kids see this and think, hey why can't I do this? It used to be that this type of attitude was in the minority, not today!

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