GORKAMORKA TIPS!!!!



We'll, so yooz iz cumin to me fer help, I only got a little soz far, but I'll be addin' more afta' I Fink up sum more, and yooz guyz gimme some tips.

MY TIPS
1. Git az many kannonz as possible, da betta' Strenght and arma' penetrashon is reely 'elpful.
2. Use stikkbombz, da blast makes it perty good at blowin' things up.
3. I don't fink yooz shood git a Big Gun at da beginnin', cuz dey cost so much pointz.
4. Let yer Yoofs drive, cuz dey isn't good at anyfing else.
5. Git yer nob inta Hand ter Hand, cuz 'e can't be beet so easy.
6. Put a yoof wit a scorcha on da trukk and wach 'ih burn stuff up.
7. Git da big trukk and wack on 2 big grabbas cos you's can git them good!
8. Paint ya stuff red cos it goes faster
9. Try to git da baddies off der buggies cos day die better
10. Stay in da buggie, go fast and shoot da crap outa da baddies


Mor tipz frum Grimshag
1. Git a Big gun furst (scorchaz werk nice) Da ownlee problem with dis is dat yoo won't be able to 'ave one of da boyz to start wit.
2. Git arownd 2 yoofs at da beginnin', one for da big gun, and one for fighting.
3. Have yor spannaz drive da vehiclez
4. Paint Everyfing red, not just da kartz!

Just a few mor tipz from rjbweeks
1. Easy way to take out da nob --- take a kannon and choppa, shoot him wit da kannon, than charge him.
2. Take a six shoota and choppa, then you can shoot 'em up, and git 2 dice in hand ter hand.
If yooz got any Gorkamorka tips, just send dem to me wit' an E-mail to da Meks.

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